Jun 27, 2017
lol - this is from a (relatively) new book entitled “Icelandic Magic for Modern Living!”. The text that goes with this stave reads:
Sorgmæddi beinirinn - Stave for fast Wifi Take your router and carve this stave onto it using the tip of a narwhal tusk. Place the router in a bucket and fill the bucket with Brennivín*. Leave the router soaking in the bucket for twenty four hours. Your Wifi will always be super-fast and your house will smell of caraway.
As it says in the sales blurb for the book it is a “hilarious parody” of traditional magical spells.
I wrote this "hilarious parody".
