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[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

Reblogging for that ^ contribution

[osh-osh-oshawott]

if you’re a careful driver capable of making very quick decisions in the summertime though, it isn’t horrible. i still REALLY don’t recommend it!!!!’

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[urfaveisunfuckable]

Ok you want gossip? My stepsibling came out as trans and it’s killing me that I can’t roll up and be like hey guess what dad you actually got two of us, not just one, and be her cool enby big sibling without revealing that I faked my death a few years ago and actually just moved away. So I just have to sit here six towns over and hope she figures it out eventually. Luckily she’s smarter than our dad so like. Totally possible. Our other sister already did. I didn’t do a very good job of it according to her.

YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?

[rennothy-bo-bennothy]

God I love this website

[giygas-bandicoot]

[guerrillatech]

[shethedistance]

[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[orlandobloomers]

giving gifts stresses me out

getting gifts stresses me out

what a bizarre fucking holiday

there is a tree in my house

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[memewhore]

[disgustingplants]

Me: Calls the cops

[rocktheholygrail]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[guerrillatech]

[just-rhys-things]

Honestly I've had people actually say stuff like this to me with complete sincerity

Just get the shot folks

[tvandfilm]

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

[rylandgraces]

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Bibo Bergeron, Don Paul, Jeffrey Katzenberg

[sexidance]

[guerrillatech]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Yes also bring back auto shop class

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

And wood working.

[uncle-beanbag]

And Home Ec

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

100%

[cookingwithroxy]

Sewing! I know this comes sometimes into home ec, but gosh dangit I learned to at least do a basic stitch and work a sewing machine! And I made some sleep pants!

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Add a class about doing taxes. Many adults dont even understand taxes.

[stoportotouch]

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

[catchymemes]