All Hail King Rhys

The king of absolutely nothing and avatar of the friendzone (18+). I'm an author too. RhysezPieces on AO3~ RhysezPiecez on Blusky as well if Tumblr explodes tmrw

[just-rhys-things]

Blorbo Posting Hours!

Revamped my HeroForge models of my OCs Tes and Rol~

Been trying to get better at drawing them too, and that's. Going. 🤡🙌🌈😊

Lil Infodump Below~ 😗

Name: Tes Tenebræ

Age: Early-to-Mid 30s(???)

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Aromantic Asexual

Brief About: Raised by wolves and later disowned by their wolf family. Energetic, loud, and generally Too MuchTM for most of the population to handle. Moves around constantly doing odd jobs to clothe themself and feed them and their two remaining wolf brothers, who they call Torch and Ains. Insanely physically affectionate, warm, and loving, but welcomes you to try to fight them anyway — they can and will bite. Would give their last sandwich to you without a second thought if you're hungry. Much smarter than they act.

Name: Rol [Redacted]

Age: Mid 50s, Potentially Ageless Skeleton

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual

Brief About: Bitter old lady who just wants to be left to #girlrot. Wanted for several crimes but was presumed dead decades ago — they were half-right. Refuses to wear her skin, even for guests. Thinks plants are much better than people and twice as useful. Touching her rewards you a free nap in a body bag. Brilliant and powerful sorceress unprepared for engaging freak opponents who eat the pieces when she's not looking.

~Free Bonus Doodles~

[just-rhys-things]

Spotify Playlists for Rol and Tes (as well as silly ones for 🐺 Ains and 🐺 Torch)

[alientitty]

💀

[herssian]

you're allowed to draw. draw badly even. draw and then delete it. draw and rework it and then delete it anyway. draw only half of it and the other half three years later. in one style or another. in different styles in the same week. traditional or digital. you're literally allowed to draw however you want

[halondrus]

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[dogpuppy]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[illslegal]

Never a dull day in Japanifornia courtrooms with these two

[zoesupreme]

[leidensygdom]

me of late

[vintagegeekculture]

In 2007, legendary Hall of Fame baseball player and broadcaster, Bob Uecker, stayed in a Pittsburgh hotel that was home to Anthrocon, the largest furry convention in the world. While broadcasting, the octogenarian sports legend said that "they call themselves furriers, I believe," and "the furrier society were checking themselves in just as the team arrived. A little strange, but....that's their thing."

As Anthrocon is historically held minutes from PNC Park where the Pittsburgh Pirates play, many baseball players have an association with furry. For example, former Major League MVP for the Pittsburgh Pirates, Andrew "Cutch" McCutchen (average: .419) always tweeted about furries when Anthrocon was in town for Pittsburgh home games. On a podcast hosted by the former quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cutch was asked point blank if he was a furry, and he said he "had no fursona." McCutchen's fascination with furries is so well known that there is a t-shirt design with Cutch in Pittsburgh with the word "FURRIES" on it.

The strangest part of all is this: McCutchen has notably improved performance during home games held at the same time as Anthrocon, and it was observed that if he continued his performance at the same level he does when Anthrocon is in town, Cutch would be the greatest baseball player in history.

[celiastimgifs]

washing that thang

sources: 🦭 (gifs) + 🩶 (layout png)

[thosetiktoks]

Credit: meg_langton_

[sing-you-fools]

oh hey i have one for this

[itisi-asimplegay]

falling in love with her art all over again...

Starfall by Anastasia Trusova, Acrylic on canvas

[dumpsterfire620]