swamp tits

[bognaturals]

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

[bognaturals]

Call me a jockey the way I ride that strap

[bognaturals]

thats right the main selling point of mini m&m's is they make your penis look HUGE by comparison

[bognaturals]

It’s crazy you find people doing blackface I’d never do blackface, except that one time I cosplayed blade but that obviously doesn’t count because Wesley Snipes and I look identical

[bognaturals]

DO BUGS FEEL PAIN?

We tried to taze an ant to find out but he was too small

[bognaturals]

It’s easy to remember how weed affects you

“indica in the couch; sativa sat on the couch”….

No that can’t be right hold on….

[bognaturals]

I can’t be your trip sitter I’ll get a contact high

[bognaturals]

It’s like how you steal people’s gum sometimes I can’t help it happens every time

[bognaturals]

I can’t be your trip sitter I’ll get a contact high

[bognaturals]

Just tell the gnome to kill himself; he’ll do it

[mona-ex-machina]

Middle school

[bognaturals]

i lost my gender can i borrow yours

[bognaturals]

What a beautiful day; time to abuse substances about it

[bognaturals]

im not schizophrenic i just hear god and all his angels

[bognaturals]

theyre calling you a bitch

[bognaturals]

im not schizophrenic i just hear god and all his angels

[bognaturals]

do you still have to pee after sex if it happens during or are you good then

[bognaturals]

Sure I believe myself to be an angel but you don’t see me starting a cult about it

[bognaturals]

You shit like a girl