Weed Smoking Muppet

not dead yet probably (she/her please)

[mona-ex-machina]

[kaylmao]

all my enemies become anemones in my coral reef of success

[radiatorchains]

[mona-ex-machina]

Everyone in the matrix is trying to fuck your sister

[a-list-uh]

tweeting "just because you don't like jax as a character doesn't mean she was poorly written" setting my phone to vibrate and shoving it up my ass

[carmilla-minus-one]

you don't understand, you gotta take the estradiol to balance your humors. otherwise the black bile will overwhelm you. you just gotta

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[tredlocity]

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[loish]

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

[vaticanspaceprogram]

[amiyayuri]

Always love your warm smile <3

@BlackTea_AJIA

[tomatoshiba]

wake up gang it’s pride month

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]