[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[buried-in-stardust]

Chasing a lifebuoy

[eng by me]

[westernlimits]

Source: Kin Chan Coedel

[dozydawn]

Deer and jackdaws.

The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.

[rongzhi]

A discovery

English added by me :)

[nervedeep]

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

[angelslant]

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

[rockandrollchick29]

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[needsmoreknives]

my movie recommendations credibility took a hard hit in the post-goncharov era

[thefrogwild]

[marinella-ela]

[aletheyass]

they should invent a digestive system that works

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Have we considered that maybe the swedes not sharing their dinner of unsalted boiled fish may be an act of mercy

[angrytrini]