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There is absolutely no rhyme or reason to what I reblog and I worry I might be here until I die. Happy mindless scrolling.

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[buckleysibz]

i don’t think ravi the perpetual buddie thirdwheeler should end now that he’s no longer single, in fact it should evolve and now he’s somehow bringing may to doubledates where mayravi are the only two aware that it’s a double date

[gondorrevealparty]

Normal American Guy: have you seen what these "transgenders" are sexualizing? they're reenacting childhood experiences. it's disgusting and un-american.

Every Good Ol' American Rock Song: 🎸🎤 I can't stress enough how much this girl is underage 🎸 🎶

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[If you guys were the writers and you had to make Buddie go cannon how would you do it?]

[fuckleyydiaz]

[ao3-buddie-feed]

Ao3-Buddie-feed Title: Cake or Death Summary: by glorious_spoon There’s a clear plastic container on the kitchen table. Eddie sets the bag down warily on the counter, approaches it warily, as if it’s a live grenade. Which is prescient, he realizes a moment later. It is, as the message suggested, a cake. A small one, sized so that a person could eat it in a single sitting if they were feeling greedy and indulgent. Chocolate layers, topped with a silky-looking ganache; Buck even sprinkled little curls of white chocolate around the edges for decoration. Lettering piped in bright red frosting, uneven but perfectly legible, reads, DON’T IGNORE ME, I SUCKED YOUR DICK . Words: 3814, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) , Evan “Buck” Buckley Relationships: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Getting Together , Developing Relationship , Arguing , Making Up , Eddie Diaz is Bad at Feelings (9-1-1 TV) , Sexuality Crisis , Idiots in Love , relationship negotiation via rage-baiting and passive aggressive cake , (the cake is a metaphor but a very literal one) , Angst and Humor

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85879046

[welcometololaland]

A MOMENT FOR JAVY 'COYOTE' MACHADO

coyote after rooster says something rude to jake:

coyote after jake bitches back:

and that, my friends, is what a ride or die looks like

[spiribia]

why does sequential art require you to make multiple images? does anybody understand this?

[atmosphere-af]

[buddiesblr]

whose face appears to you, my friend?

(in/sp)

[tarichaosqueen]

I think it would be great if we had a really domestic scene of Buddie and boys and Eddie is off work for whatever reason, Buck is running late, he gives a kiss on the head to Theo, and Chris, and gives one to Eddie, takes 2 steps away, pauses, audibly says "I'm not touching that before work" and continues to leave for work while Eddie sits there BRIGHT red with Chris laughing and Theo clueless

[hopelesslypiningbuck]

they're a family, your honor

an update to this set i made a year ago (exactly one year ago, in fact!) based on the tags left by @vvivacious101

[princessedmundo]

theo asking buck at a 118 family dinner if ‘dad’ can read his bedtime story tonight because he does better voices. the mood gets a little somber and buck tries to save it by saying ‘hey, but you liked when i read you that story we picked out yesterday, right bud?’ and theo groans and is like ‘nooo, i like it when dad does it!’ and points at eddie. bc dad is what christopher calls him. buck proceeds to choke on his drink and only recovers after eddie thumps him on the back a handful of times (the madneyhenren group chat is on fire for the rest of the night)

[cinematics123]

Buck: Listen… there are 8 billion people on this planet. And… realistically, my soulmate has to be out there somewhere.

Buck: Young or old, male or female - or something in between or not in between- there must be someone out there that love me for me.

Buck: SERIOISUSLAY!!! They are out there and I will find them!

Eddie: (softly) soulmates are stupid, I love you on purpose.

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: (Looks at the 911 writers)

Eddie: Oh, right. But No Homo.

[allovesthings]

I do find it really funny when people call Eddie a brat tamer....

That man is not a brat Tamer, he loves it when Buck is a brat. He thinks it's funny. He is a brat enabler.

[911onabcbts]

Oliver said in his m&g that Eddie isn’t in the coma dream because Ryan broke his nose 3 days before filming so they had to rewrite everything 😔😭

[krogerkryptid]

My truth is the original script had Buck and Eddie meeting anyway where Chris was in Buck’s class

[tweetsongs]

after chris leaves the hospital eddie sits silently with buck for a while before going 'you know, one good thing about not being in the icu -- my kid doesn't have to sneak in.'

buck chuckles and peels eddie's clementine for him while saying 'yeah, thank god he couldn't come during covid when you got shot, those crutches aren't exactly sneaky.'

'i mean, we managed,' eddie keeps eating and doesn't notice buck's confused blink.

'what?'

eddie looks at him and waves a piece of bread as he clarifies: 'you know. when he snuck in to see you while you were in that lightning coma. wasn't easy, but i bet pepa would be just as a good a distraction as carla.'

and buck visibly reboots at this information. 'i...he did that? for me?'

eddie raises an eyebrow at him. 'yeah, he did it for me, too.'

'but you're-- you're his dad.'

a shrug. 'don't see what difference it makes,' eddie says it like it's a given, like it's nothing special at all. 'his dad, his buck-- can't keep that kid away from the people he loves.'

and buck does that exhale-laugh that he does, blinking a little too quick. 'yeah,' he says. 'i guess so.'

[dustydm58]

Crying sobbing

[buckleyflower]

Eddie promised Buck he would take good care of Theo. Obviously. Buck had to pick up an extra shift and Eddie was the only option, so here they are, at Eddie’s house, alone, with Eddie who feels a little like his heart is beating out of his chest. It’s a feeling he’s distinctly acquainted with, but he won’t dwell on that thought, for now.

He is pretty sure that he can be a decent dad. He is a great, awesome dad, but chances are he’ll never fully believe that. Especially after the whole Chris-in-Texas parenthesis. However, he knows he can successfully babysit a toddler and survive, making sure that they both make it through the day and he can return said toddler safe to his parent (which is a thought he’d probably associate with a postal package but… he’s stressed). That’s what he keeps reminding himself while he follows Theo around the house.

He never told Buck, but there’s no mistaking this kid for anyone other than Buck’s son. And Eddie kind of loves it. Part of Eddie, after hearing all about Buck’s childhood, wishes he could teleport back in time and hold baby Buck, protecting him from all harm, but that’s probably just his paternal instincts taking over him from time to time. Taking care of Theo gives him the impression that he’s doing something good for Buck, and for baby Buck.

However, whenever he’s with the kid, especially when they are alone, he doesn’t have much room to sit down and think. And he loves it. Really. He doesn’t mind at all that Theo is such an energetic and intelligent kid. If anything, he loves him for it.

The problem is that his brain-to-mouth filter is completely gone most of the time.

And that’s something that Eddie definitely does not like. Especially since realizing how in love he is with his best friend.

Buck is the most important person in his life after Christopher, and he cannot and won’t jeopardize that.

Except that Theo probably has other plans for him. Because it’s not Eddie’s fault that the kid has begged him for ice cream and not his fault that he can’t resist him, so now they’re trying not to get chocolate ice cream all over his couch and Theo is completely covered in it.

It’s not Eddie’s fault, really. Theo keeps giggling and Eddie is a little bit tired. “Look at you, Theo!” He says, and the kid just keeps giggling like Eddie is the funniest man alive. “What are we telling your dad?”

It just… slips out.

And Theo doesn’t flinch, not like Eddie does. Instantaneously and violently. Fuck. He really shouldn’t have said that, but Theo doesn’t seem to notice, so he won’t bring it up.

Theo just smiles, a bit mischievously and says “call Buck!”

Eddie sighs. He fucking loves this kid. It’s honestly unfair. “We can’t call Buck, buddy, he’s at work, remember?” He gently reminds him.

Theo seems to think about it, then nods, and then throws himself at Eddie, who is crouched down by the couch, so in two seconds flat, they are both covered in ice cream.

And Eddie is wearing a white tee, but he won’t budge. Not a time for a mental breakdown. He was a soldier. He can survive a mini Buck.

“Theo…”

“Eddie!” Theo delightfully wraps his arms around Eddie’s neck and squeezes and Eddie wants to drop on the floor, precisely lying down, and sob until he’s dying from dehydration.

“Eddie’s got you!” Then he whispers in Eddie’s neck, because Buck is always telling him that, and Eddie’s heart becomes dust in his chest. There’s no way it has not exploded.

“Yeah,” he breathes out, all chocked up and emotional. “I always got you.” And then, when Theo wiggles free, he adds, “now we gotta get you in a bath, bud.”

By the time Buck comes home, Christopher is sound asleep in his room, but Theo seems determined to win his battle against sleep and waits for Buck with only one eye open.

“Hey, Theo, you can sleep, buddy, I’m here,” Buck reassures him, kneeling down next to the little bed.

Theo smiles. Somehow, his smile manages to always carry a spark of something playful and smart, and Buck loves him for that. “Hello,” he sleepily murmurs. Then he turns to Eddie, to look at him for a moment, before succumbing to sleep. “Don’t tell dad, Eddie.”

Eddie remains frozen on the spot, looking at Buck, while Buck looks at Theo like he’s a ticking bomb.

“I– I think, it’s, uh, my fault, I guess?” Eddie says, whispering.