Ramblings of a Jedi Knight @audhdspacewizard - Tumblr Blog

I legitimately love it when someone likes a whole bunch of stuff I reblogged ages ago because then I go back to see what they liked and I start cracking up like "Damn I have a great sense of humor, these posts I liked are hilarious."

road0flife

#Prev #finally some normal porn on this website

homunculus-argument

neoliberalismkills

reblog if women with swords

gumi-megpoidd

i am going to get thirteen orphans someday. just you wait

gumi-megpoidd

this is mahjong actually

yeaj

@garlicgoyle

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

boybeetles

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

boybeetles

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

boybeetles

BWHAHAHHAHA

blair-kamo

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

sepdet

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

rxinbowsfr

the scary thing about being on the internet is that sometimes things blow up when you dont expect it

rxinbowsfr

my fucking 10 minute ibis paint doodle made it to nearly 3 million views AND is on knowyourmeme . Help

pancakeke

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

starving-shartist

pancakeke

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

starving-shartist

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

pancakeke

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

fucking-relax

i don't know if i can have this reminder repeat in a meaningfully effective way on this blog, but

are you partway through doing something and you forgot? perhaps the laundry or some other timed event?

if not, that's fine, sorry to bother

if so, you may wanna go do that

funstyle

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY