Bolt the Volt Goat

A volt goat that lost his horn and now must survive on his own in this harsh land. Wishing to make new friends in hope of becoming a part of a herd, Bolt attempts to make new friends to no avail, despite how hard he tries. M!A: Bolt can now speak english. Species: Volt Goat Drops: 3 Meat, 1/3 chance of Volt Goat Horn Special Power: Can absorb lightning to create a small circle of light but becomes aggro to surrounding creatures and characters.

[oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilson-blog]

THIS IS THE THANKS I GET??? FOR ALL MY YEARS OF HARD WORK EATING ALL THOSE SURVIVORS

[boltthevoltgoat]

I like how the volt goats are just there like they're saying, "What? It was like this before you got here."

[mosserole]

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

[dontfeedthespider]

Baaaaaah!

[boltthevoltgoat]

((Sorry everyone but I'm giving the last link to my brother, so I'm out of links now.))

[boltthevoltgoat]

((Got the new daily Humble Bundle))

((And I have three gift copies of Hammerwatch.  Who wants one?))

[ray-doewood-deactivated20140626]

❦ *munches on hair instead of playing with it*

[boltthevoltgoat]

Bolt trots upon the ground ignorant, once again, to everything around him.  Tripping on a twig, Bolt falls to the ground and lands face down.  Looking up, he comes face to face with the moleworm.  ”Hello there!  Who are you?”

[marblemenaceandsidekickspot]

Ouch. That looked painful. Well, she wasn’t about to make fun of another creature’s accidents so she pretended she hadn’t noticed his fall. 

"I’m Marble! Better known to the ‘umans ‘ere as the Marble Menace! And ‘oo are you?"

[boltthevoltgoat]

"I'm Bolt!  I'm a volt goat!  That's probably easy to see."  Bolt gets up and sits down.  "You know, I've started to see a lot more creatures become sentient, such as a catcoon and a krampus.  I wonder what else will have the power to think?"

[marblemenaceandsidekickspot]

boltthevoltgoat started following you

[marblemenaceandsidekickspot]

Marble pokes her head up out of the soil at the sound of a volt goat’s approach. 

"Finally someone I can talk to. These ‘umans are errywhere!" 

[boltthevoltgoat]

Bolt trots upon the ground ignorant, once again, to everything around him.  Tripping on a twig, Bolt falls to the ground and lands face down.  Looking up, he comes face to face with the moleworm.  "Hello there!  Who are you?"

[wicket-the-catcoon-deactivated2]

Baaaaah!

”?!” Wicket jumped back, a little startled, his tail already puffing out and waving in the air like an unimpressive snake. With a bit of hesitation, he squinted at the goat and dared to lean in just a bit. “… Friend?” He questioned. 

[boltthevoltgoat]

"So… How did you get here?  Made a deal with the coat man or accident?"  Bolt asked as he looked up at the cat man.

[wicket-the-catcoon-deactivated2]

"Uh… I was born here." Wicket answered, reaching up to scratch the back of his head in thought. "Well, before the machine turned me into this…"

[boltthevoltgoat]

"The machine?  Yeah, I don't touch it.  I don't like the hands.  Except when they scratch me behind the ears.  Then I accidentally kick them and they run away."  Bolt peaked his head into his fur and pulled out trail mix.  "I got these from the last friend I was with.  You want some?"

[wicket-the-catcoon-deactivated2]

Baaaaah!

”?!” Wicket jumped back, a little startled, his tail already puffing out and waving in the air like an unimpressive snake. With a bit of hesitation, he squinted at the goat and dared to lean in just a bit. “… Friend?” He questioned. 

[boltthevoltgoat]

"Coon?" Bolt approached the catcoon human and sniffed at its tail, detecting a hint of coon.  Confused, Bolt sat down and looked at her trying to see how this coon had a survivor’s running legs.  "Where did you get those? Did you get it from the scraps the Deerclops leave around?" He asked pointing at her legs.

[wicket-the-catcoon-deactivated2]

It seemed both of them were rather confused, but Wicket could only look down at his legs and wiggle his toes a bit in the grass. “Um… I’ve always had them- Well, after the accident, at least.” He explained, placing his hands on his hips and looking back to the goat. “I haven’t seen any Deerclops around either…”

[boltthevoltgoat]

"So... How did you get here?  Made a deal with the coat man or accident?"  Bolt asked as he looked up at the cat man.

[wicket-the-catcoon-deactivated2]

Baaaaah!

”?!” Wicket jumped back, a little startled, his tail already puffing out and waving in the air like an unimpressive snake. With a bit of hesitation, he squinted at the goat and dared to lean in just a bit. “… Friend?” He questioned. 

[boltthevoltgoat]

"Coon?" Bolt approached the catcoon human and sniffed at its tail, detecting a hint of coon.  Confused, Bolt sat down and looked at him trying to see how this coon had a survivor’s running legs.  "Where did you get those? Did you get it from the scraps the Deerclops leave around?" He asked pointing at his legs.

[boltthevoltgoat]

((Since its munday, here's a pic of the mun with cute furry horns.))

[dontstarveponies-deactivated201]

Maxwell: Death, like friendship, is a temporary and trivial thing that often leads to something better or far worse.

((Sorry if this follower update is a bit grimmer than my usual stuff, but I’ve been feeling rather down lately with my experiences at a bad wedding, continued inability to find work, and my own pessimistic outlook on myself/future. Know that I appreciate every follower I have and that this blog is one of the bright spots of my life and I look forward to all of your continued feedback that helps me refine my hobby.

Featuring the decayed corpses of…

*Whitney and Whitner of http://ask-the-twin-thieves.tumblr.com/

*Tooncoro http://tooncooro.tumblr.com/

* Shiny http://askshinytheslime.tumblr.com/

* Roger http://ask-roger-houston.tumblr.com/

* Bolt the Volt Goat http://boltthevoltgoat.tumblr.com/

* Wolfert http://askwolfert.tumblr.com/ (A belated welcome back you fluffy little star of the Don’t Starve Fandom)

* Viola http://ask-gamer-pony.tumblr.com/

* Yuta, Wuta, and Rian http://yuta-kihova.tumblr.com/

* Misfit http://ask-the-little-misfit-filly.tumblr.com/ (Holy crap how did I not notice this blog her drawings put me to shame I’m not worthy!)

* Scootaling http://scootaling.tumblr.com/ (mod dissolves into a mess of giggling fangasming)

* Dr. Centipony http://doctor-centipone.tumblr.com/

And a special thanks to everyone who was not shown here for following me and my low quality doodle shenanigans for the last year and making a girl feel a little less worthless.

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[themusicalmermaid1-deactivated2]

What would you like to see happen to my muse?

[kreetok-the-krampus]

*Whines* I want a leg! ;A; *sad bleat*

[boltthevoltgoat]

Why not my leg?

WaitnoItakeitback!

[kreetok-the-krampus]

*ear wiggle* You can speak now, too? And I don’t want your leg. You are for being a friend, not for dinner.

[boltthevoltgoat]

I'm not used to speaking, since I grew up most of my life speaking goat so its hard to speak without making a fool of myself.

[kreetok-the-krampus]

*Whines* I want a leg! ;A; *sad bleat*

[boltthevoltgoat]

Why not my leg?

WaitnoItakeitback!