The Gossip Column

Roll up roll up to read all the JUICIEST gossip about the resident characters of Bombarda Maxima. We'll share all the exciting and scandalous whispers we hear about here on this blog for you all to indulge your nosy selves in. Oh, we can't verify the sources of course, we're just passing on what we've heard... Send in your 'gossip' about characters on Bombarda. It can be based in truth, inspired by a possible misinterpretation of an interaction, or just blatant lies. We'll post it up here for the world to see.

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I'm just glad the fire was an accident tbh. Technomagic stuff backfires all the time and LAB seemed like a fire hazard normally anyway. Have you seen all the papers they have stacked up everywhere? It was only a matter of time.

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I really hope this fire thing turns out to be a hoax. I get it was just a technomagic accident but it's way too spooky for me!

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Well... there goes all the fun gossip

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WHOA, has anyone else read that new LAB article??? That's crazy! It's a shame the author disappeared...

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So I just found like, three more of those weird invitations from a month ago... why did these people want us to go to their wedding so badly

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Bill Cipher is into centaurs, because he's out of people.

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Maybe Rapunzel is just really, really getting around.

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Still better journalism than LAB.

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Y-you're, urp, all gossiping little shits, you know that? A-anyway I'm pretty sure Willy Secret or whatever he's calling, urp, himself now fucked a cheeto once in school.

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okay so.... how do we know... that dr. quinzel, that murderer dude and the minister aren't all dating... polyamory

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So... is it true Mani Phanthittra and Klarion Bleak are going to elope and become king and queen of the dementors? ...Why doesn't this sound implausible?

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Okay so I know everyone just /loves/ that healer dude at St. Mungo's, but like.. how do we know he hasn't killed someone and just gotten away with it?! No one would suspect him! He's /too nice!!!/

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I heard Cyn's new bar isn't doing so well. Someone died from food poisoning that made them spit fire!!!

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Wait, Punz is dating Apollo?? I thought she was dating Yoshi Garret!!

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I saw Judith Harris and Nick Wilde shacking up in The Hogs Head ;)

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I heard Violet Parsons and Grover Drake are dating!

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I saw Rayne Soquili getting all friendly with the new potions apprentice. Baby daddy? Or sugar daddy?