An Absolute Clusterfuck

Rp/Askblog for the Rise Up AU

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What happens when four universes get accidentally connected together? Chaos. Chaos is what happens.

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Mikey lookin directly at Delibes mantitties huh-

“SHUT UP SHUT UP NO I’M NOT-” He is Blushing SO much.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[maelstrom-waters]

Deluge turned to the new figure, looking down at them. Someone who looked like him? That was rare. Yeah she didn't remember the last time he saw someone like himself. At the other's question, he blinked.

“Mostly, yes. Save for the fact that I have No Fucking Idea where I am.”

Despite his predicament, his tone was light, clearly not too concerned as he smirked slightly at the other.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Eheh, yeah I was like that the first time too. See- you’re in a different version of the tgg building, and actually there’s four of us here- five now? Since you’re also. Here.” He is Struggling give him a moment- “ANYways. There’s like- four other universes where there’s different versions of us- prolly more- and now you’re in the clusterfuck that happened when my and three other Updike’s universes collided.” Did that make sense??? He has no idea!

[maelstrom-waters]

He nodded at the other's words, slightly amused. This one was cute. “I see. Like multiverse theory, right?” He had heard a bit about that in passing. It seemed sort of interesting, but he hadn't bothered to explore it further.

He chuckled. “In that case, I suppose I don't need to introduce myself?”

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“Right! Yes! That!” He did a lil double snap fingerguns at them.

He blushed a little. “Eheh, well, a nickname would be nice. Can’t call all five of us just Updike. That’d get confusing.”

[maelstrom-waters]

“Heh.” He shoots a finger gun back. At the suggestion of a nickname, he glanced to the side. “Hmm... Deluge, maybe?” he mused.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

He is. Blushing slightly. Hahahaha he is SO normal. “Yeah that sounds nice. I’m Mike, by the way.” He scuffed his feet on the floor. “So you uh, want a tour?”

[maelstrom-waters]

“Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mike.” he said, giving the other a sly grin the blush caught his eye. Cute. A tour, hm? Colour him intrigued. “A tour sounds quite nice. Then I'll know how to find you if I ever end up in here on accident again..~” was that a FLIRT?

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Haha flirting? With him??? A.

“W-well- uh- l-let’s go then!” He is IGNORING his growing blush it is NOT real. He led them down the hall and into a somewhat large room. It was pretty obviously a cafeteria of some sort, though it was mostly empty now, just a few employees who had nothing else to do at the moment taking a break. “This is, obviously, where everyone eats! It’s pretty chill, people like to hang out in here sometimes. It’s kinda like an employee lounge on off hours.” Indeed, there were a few comfortable looking chairs off to the sides, as well as benches and more casual looking places to sit.

[maelstrom-waters]

Ohohoho, he is susceptible to flirting... >:). Upon being taken to the cafeteria, he leaned on the doorframe, looking in. Hm. “Nice, nice.” some reason, he keeps finding himself drawn back to Mike's face.

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“H-hah, yeah.” He caught Deluge staring, which might have been weird if Mikey wasn’t also staring at him. He was so…. pretty. And the leaning- he- agh! Mikey was. Thoroughly blue at this point.

He grabbed their hand, which just made him blush mORE- and all but dragged them to the next room. “S-sO- this is the. Armory. With all the weapons.” He is FRANTICALLY ignoring how damn blue his cheeks are and turning his face away from them pls don’t notice-

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[maelstrom-waters]

Deluge turned to the new figure, looking down at them. Someone who looked like him? That was rare. Yeah she didn't remember the last time he saw someone like himself. At the other's question, he blinked.

“Mostly, yes. Save for the fact that I have No Fucking Idea where I am.”

Despite his predicament, his tone was light, clearly not too concerned as he smirked slightly at the other.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Eheh, yeah I was like that the first time too. See- you’re in a different version of the tgg building, and actually there’s four of us here- five now? Since you’re also. Here.” He is Struggling give him a moment- “ANYways. There’s like- four other universes where there’s different versions of us- prolly more- and now you’re in the clusterfuck that happened when my and three other Updike’s universes collided.” Did that make sense??? He has no idea!

[maelstrom-waters]

He nodded at the other's words, slightly amused. This one was cute. “I see. Like multiverse theory, right?” He had heard a bit about that in passing. It seemed sort of interesting, but he hadn't bothered to explore it further.

He chuckled. “In that case, I suppose I don't need to introduce myself?”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Right! Yes! That!” He did a lil double snap fingerguns at them.

He blushed a little. “Eheh, well, a nickname would be nice. Can’t call all five of us just Updike. That’d get confusing.”

[maelstrom-waters]

“Heh.” He shoots a finger gun back. At the suggestion of a nickname, he glanced to the side. “Hmm... Deluge, maybe?” he mused.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

He is. Blushing slightly. Hahahaha he is SO normal. “Yeah that sounds nice. I’m Mike, by the way.” He scuffed his feet on the floor. “So you uh, want a tour?”

[maelstrom-waters]

“Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mike.” he said, giving the other a sly grin the blush caught his eye. Cute. A tour, hm? Colour him intrigued. “A tour sounds quite nice. Then I'll know how to find you if I ever end up in here on accident again..~” was that a FLIRT?

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Haha flirting? With him??? A.

“W-well- uh- l-let’s go then!” He is IGNORING his growing blush it is NOT real. He led them down the hall and into a somewhat large room. It was pretty obviously a cafeteria of some sort, though it was mostly empty now, just a few employees who had nothing else to do at the moment taking a break. “This is, obviously, where everyone eats! It’s pretty chill, people like to hang out in here sometimes. It’s kinda like an employee lounge on off hours.” Indeed, there were a few comfortable looking chairs off to the sides, as well as benches and more casual looking places to sit.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[maelstrom-waters]

Deluge turned to the new figure, looking down at them. Someone who looked like him? That was rare. Yeah she didn't remember the last time he saw someone like himself. At the other's question, he blinked.

“Mostly, yes. Save for the fact that I have No Fucking Idea where I am.”

Despite his predicament, his tone was light, clearly not too concerned as he smirked slightly at the other.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Eheh, yeah I was like that the first time too. See- you’re in a different version of the tgg building, and actually there’s four of us here- five now? Since you’re also. Here.” He is Struggling give him a moment- “ANYways. There’s like- four other universes where there’s different versions of us- prolly more- and now you’re in the clusterfuck that happened when my and three other Updike’s universes collided.” Did that make sense??? He has no idea!

[maelstrom-waters]

He nodded at the other's words, slightly amused. This one was cute. “I see. Like multiverse theory, right?” He had heard a bit about that in passing. It seemed sort of interesting, but he hadn't bothered to explore it further.

He chuckled. “In that case, I suppose I don't need to introduce myself?”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Right! Yes! That!” He did a lil double snap fingerguns at them.

He blushed a little. “Eheh, well, a nickname would be nice. Can’t call all five of us just Updike. That’d get confusing.”

[maelstrom-waters]

“Heh.” He shoots a finger gun back. At the suggestion of a nickname, he glanced to the side. “Hmm... Deluge, maybe?” he mused.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

He is. Blushing slightly. Hahahaha he is SO normal. “Yeah that sounds nice. I’m Mike, by the way.” He scuffed his feet on the floor. “So you uh, want a tour?”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[maelstrom-waters]

Deluge turned to the new figure, looking down at them. Someone who looked like him? That was rare. Yeah she didn't remember the last time he saw someone like himself. At the other's question, he blinked.

“Mostly, yes. Save for the fact that I have No Fucking Idea where I am.”

Despite his predicament, his tone was light, clearly not too concerned as he smirked slightly at the other.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Eheh, yeah I was like that the first time too. See- you’re in a different version of the tgg building, and actually there’s four of us here- five now? Since you’re also. Here.” He is Struggling give him a moment- “ANYways. There’s like- four other universes where there’s different versions of us- prolly more- and now you’re in the clusterfuck that happened when my and three other Updike’s universes collided.” Did that make sense??? He has no idea!

[maelstrom-waters]

He nodded at the other's words, slightly amused. This one was cute. “I see. Like multiverse theory, right?” He had heard a bit about that in passing. It seemed sort of interesting, but he hadn't bothered to explore it further.

He chuckled. “In that case, I suppose I don't need to introduce myself?”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Right! Yes! That!” He did a lil double snap fingerguns at them.

He blushed a little. “Eheh, well, a nickname would be nice. Can’t call all five of us just Updike. That’d get confusing.”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Updike was just walking around through the trees, on all fours, when he noticed Mikey in the distance. He stopped and looked at him.

-@big-fluffy-cloud

Mikey was, of course, looking for the bombheads. But, like always, he didn’t have a weapon like all of the other Updikes. He had… a really big net.

Okay listen Nick was kind of an idiot! It had worked before!

Ugh whatever- this is his own mind! He’s not insecure shut up!! He shook his head, trying to focus more on his surroundings. To… limited success.

[big-fluffy-cloud]

Updike took a few steps closer, still looking at him.

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He squeaked as he finally noticed them. “A-” He stumbled, fumbling with the net and barely catching himself in time. “I- Uh- Hi! Youuu came outta nowhere didn’t ya!” He is. Nervous. Mans is large…

[big-fluffy-cloud]

Updike went up to Mikey, then stood up on two legs and looked him over.

“Cub?”

His voice seemed kinda deep.

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He was instantly put on guard, sputtering out a denial. “Wh- N-no! I’m an adult! I ain’t a kid!!” He wasn’t. He wasn’t! Just because all the others were older didn’t mean he was a child!!!

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Updike was just walking around through the trees, on all fours, when he noticed Mikey in the distance. He stopped and looked at him.

-@big-fluffy-cloud

Mikey was, of course, looking for the bombheads. But, like always, he didn’t have a weapon like all of the other Updikes. He had… a really big net.

Okay listen Nick was kind of an idiot! It had worked before!

Ugh whatever- this is his own mind! He’s not insecure shut up!! He shook his head, trying to focus more on his surroundings. To… limited success.

[big-fluffy-cloud]

Updike took a few steps closer, still looking at him.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

He squeaked as he finally noticed them. “A-” He stumbled, fumbling with the net and barely catching himself in time. “I- Uh- Hi! Youuu came outta nowhere didn’t ya!” He is. Nervous. Mans is large…

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[maelstrom-waters]

Deluge turned to the new figure, looking down at them. Someone who looked like him? That was rare. Yeah she didn't remember the last time he saw someone like himself. At the other's question, he blinked.

“Mostly, yes. Save for the fact that I have No Fucking Idea where I am.”

Despite his predicament, his tone was light, clearly not too concerned as he smirked slightly at the other.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Eheh, yeah I was like that the first time too. See- you’re in a different version of the tgg building, and actually there’s four of us here- five now? Since you’re also. Here.” He is Struggling give him a moment- “ANYways. There’s like- four other universes where there’s different versions of us- prolly more- and now you’re in the clusterfuck that happened when my and three other Updike’s universes collided.” Did that make sense??? He has no idea!

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Updike was just walking around through the trees, on all fours, when he noticed Mikey in the distance. He stopped and looked at him.

-@big-fluffy-cloud

Mikey was, of course, looking for the bombheads. But, like always, he didn’t have a weapon like all of the other Updikes. He had… a really big net.

Okay listen Nick was kind of an idiot! It had worked before!

Ugh whatever- this is his own mind! He’s not insecure shut up!! He shook his head, trying to focus more on his surroundings. To… limited success.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Erm, Mike are you- wha…” Melis was stopped in his tracks by the… odd contraption the other was holding. “Uh, what is that.. for?”

Mikey jolted and whipped around, eyes widening just a small bit. “Oh! Um- you know, for hunting anomalies? Doing our jobs?”

“I… see.” Now that they mentioned it the thing did look kind of like a weird metal net. He didn’t know how useful it would be but Mikey wasn’t stupid, it was probably pretty useful if they still had it.

Mikey’s face began to heat up. “Right! And I’m going to- go do that!” With his very useful net! It wasn’t stupid! He didn’t need guns to catch anomalies. That’s why he didn’t use them. Only reason.

Mikey speedwalked out and the door slammed shut behind him, leaving Melis with much more questions than answers. “I… um, ok…”

…this was why he worried.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

(There is a MANWHORE, LOOSE in the TGG-)

Yep. Deluge paused for a minute, looking around. This was not his TGG. Where the hell was he? He just needed to grab one document, he did not want to be dragged into whatever the fuck this was.

If only there was a 5'5 twink to assist him-

// @maelstrom-waters

((MY GOD. A MANWHORE.

Mike was simply vibing. He had just gotten back from trying to find the explosive idiot when he ran into someone who he… wasn’t familiar with. Oh shit there were more of them now??? Damn. “Uhhh… hi? You- you alright there?” They looked kinda lost..

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Tower soff fuzyz man,,,,

He raised an eyebrow at them, giving them a wry smile.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

The fleas simply know better than to latch onto tower

He chuckled. “I suppose..?”

Unbeknownst to him, he has had fleas, but whenever he flexes his muscles, they pop.

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Bit of an odd question for Alistair, Melis, Mikey, and Tower.

Since you all have fur, is it possible for you guys to get fleas? And if it is possible, have any of you ever dealt with them?

“Yes. And it is absolutely infuriating.” It was why he didn’t like animals, much too easy to transfer nasty things like that for his liking.

—

“Y-yeah…” He had gotten them quite a few times from shelters and wild anomalies and the like. He didn’t hold it against them of course-! But it wasn’t really fun to deal with. “…but what do you mean by possible? The fleas don’t care, they latch onto anything, humans deal with them too you know.” It was just easier for humans to get rid of them due to their lack of fur.

—

Mikey groaned. “Ugghhhhhh fleas suck! Stupid little bugs fuckin- crawling and shit.” He hated fleas.

—

“I have been fortunate enough to avoid them, though I know some of my colleges have not been so lucky.”

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Gabriel cried as he hugged his teddy bear close, his fur a dark gray.

He soon noticed Tower, and even though he was a little nervous, he decided to go up to him.

“Um...e-excuse me?”

-@bitty-bombs-and-small-clouds

Tower rumbled and looked down, his expression softening a small bit as he crouched down to their height. Or, about as far down as he could get, anyways. “Hello there little one.”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

The two looked up at Tower in disbelief.

“Wait really?!”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course. I have more than enough for myself, and I’d be happy to share with both of you.” He gave them each a very gentle pat on the head.

[bitty-bombs-and-small-clouds]

Bitty grinned at the pat, while Gabriel blushed lightly.

“Thanks!”

Gabriel glanced down, his voice quiet.

“Thank you…”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Like I said, I’d be happy to.” One step closer to hopefully getting them a better home.

[bitty-bombs-and-small-clouds]

Bitty continued to grin as he looked over at Gabriel.

“Hey! Let’s get a mini red velvet cake!”

“Ok… We need other food too…”

“Right! How about… beans and beef jerky?”

“Sure…”

[bombs-vs-clouds]

“Maybe you could get some sort of fruit? Those are quite good most of the time, plus they have some good nutrients.” What can he say he is a dad-

[bombs-vs-clouds]

Unbeknownst to mikey, tower had can't stop adopting people syndrome, which is the reason he constantly keeps adoption papers in his back pocket

((HEBAJSKAMSKADKSK yeah <3