nothing gold can stay

intj | anarchist | stoic | pessimist | hooligan

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[fallintolife]

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

[fallintolife]

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

[fallintolife]

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

[fallintolife]

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

[fallintolife]

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

[bompie]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[marci1900]

[styleandcreate]

[davidboysoncooper-deactivated20]

[mossai]

[marci1900]

[old-hopes-and-boots]

[thursday]

[ofallthingsali-deactivated20140]

That’s it that’s the whole show.

[90sdefect]

How long did this take to make?

[ohsheetpizza]

oh my god

[embarassments]

I want to make this my ringtone

[cutethingsforcats]

[glennn]

[uptional]

[gravv3s]