NationalNobody

Just another Fangirl. I like: P!ATD, FOB, TOP, Mel, TMR, SPN, Marvel, DnD, Stranger Things, Scary movies, and horse riding!

[maleinstructor]

[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[bewithmebensolo]

My kink is Kylo Ren’s aggressive lightsaber stance...

Evolving into Ben Solo’s defensive lightsaber stance.

[ieatboyss]

[nincompoopydoo]

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Jesus

[lets-get-rekt]

I fucking

Found it again

[writing-masterlists]

Synonyms For Very

This masterlist is a masterlist of words that you may use alongside the word very, very being one of the most common words that are used when writing. I hope this helps you as much as it helps me in our writing seem more sophisticated and unique. 

A:

Very accurate - exact Very afraid - fearful Very angry - furious Very annoying - exasperating

B:

Very bad - atrocious Very beautiful - exquisite Very big - immense Very boring - dull Very bright - luminous Very busy - swamped

C:

Very calm - serene Very careful - cautious Very cheap - stingy Very clean - spotless Very clear - obvious Very clever - intelligent Very cold - freezing Very colourful - vibrant Very competitive - cutthroat Very complete - comprehensive Very confused - perplexed Very conventional - conservative Very creative - innovative Very crowded - bustling Very cute - adorable

D:

Very dangerous - perilous Very dear - cherished Very deep - profound Very depressed - despondent Very detailed - meticulous Very different - disparate Very difficult - arduous Very dirty - filthy Very dry - arid Very dull - tedious

E:

Very eager - keen Very easy - effortless Very empty - desolate Very excited - thrilled Very exciting - exhilarating Very expensive - costly

F:

Very fancy - lavish Very fast - swift Very fat - obese Very friendly - amiable Very frightened - alarmed Very frightening - terrifying Very funny - hilarious

G:

Very glad - overjoyed Very good - excellent Very great - terrific

H:

Very happy - ecstatic Very hard - difficult Very hard-to-find - rare Very heavy - leaden Very high - soaring Very hot - sweltering Very huge - colossal Very hungry - ravenous Very hurt - battered

I:

Very important - crucial Very intelligent - brilliant Very interesting - captivating

J:

K:

L:

Very large - huge Very lazy - indolent Very little - tiny Very lively - vivacious Very long - extensive Very long-term - enduring Very loose - slack Very loud - thunderous Very loved - adored

M:

Very mean - cruel Very messy - slovenly

N:

Very neat - immaculate Very necessary - essential Very nervous - apprehensive Very nice - kind Very noisy - deafening

O:

Very often - frequently Very old - ancient Very old-fashioned - archaic Very open - transparent

P:

Very painful - excruciating Very pale - ashen Very perfect - flawless Very poor - destitute Very powerful - compelling Very pretty - beautiful

Q:

Very quick - rapid Very quiet - hushed

R:

Very rainy - pouring Very rich - wealthy

S:

Very sad - sorrowful Very scared - petrified Very scary - chilling Very serious - grave Very sharp - keen Very shiny - gleaming Very short - brief Very shy - timid Very simple - basic Very skinny - skeletal Very slow - sluggish Very small - petite Very smart - intelligent Very smelly - pungent Very smooth - sleek Very soft - downy Very sorry - apologetic Very special - exceptional Very strong - forceful Very stupid - idiotic Very sure - certain Very sweet - thoughtful

T:

Very talented - gifted Very tall - towering Very tasty - delicious Very thirsty - parched Very tight - constricting Very tiny - minuscule Very tired - exhausted

U:

Very ugly - hideous Very unhappy - miserable Very upset - distraught

V:

W:

Very warm - hot Very weak - frail Very well-to-do - wealthy Very wet - soaked Very wide - expansive Very willing - eager Very windy - blustery Very wise - sage Very worried - distressed

X:

Y:

Z:

A/N: If you know of anymore words I can add please message me.

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

Guys I really need you to reblog/like this one!!

An amazing friend of mine, ( @bill-denbrough-official / @/remy-sanders-offical ) Has unfortunately been having thoughts of suicide, and self harm. Obviously it's okay, it's a thing that happens and it's a thing that a lot of people (if not all) have to deal with at least one point in their lives.

But there's a way you can help him out!

For every reblog this post gets, that's one day for him to stay alive. Every like is one day without self harm.

I would really appreciate it if you'd spread this around. Remy is an amazing person with so much potential!! Let's show him that❤

Thank you.

(Read all the tags)

[bernardheuvelmansleftnipple]

Tag yourself as cryptids

Mothman

-mom friend

-sees things coming before they happen

-quiet but always observant

Bigfoot

-lowkey aggressive

-protective of personal belongings

-would survive in the apocalypse

Kongamato

-slaps the bottom of bottles, cans, etc while people are drinking out of them

-weird noises and giggles

-likes glow in the dark things

Loch Ness Monster

-introverted to the point of self-perpetuated seclusion

-flakes when hanging out with friends

-”left on read 2 hours ago”

 Jersey Devil

-is out alone at 3:46 AM behind a 7 Eleven

-showers once a week

-gets cuts and bruises and doesn’t know where they come from

Chupacabra

-chews nails

-*x files theme plays*

-watches shows completely out of order

[b00bconnoisseur]

Mothman jsjxbshs

[bondforever1st]

Bigfoot

[creative-aces]

The first three words you see are what you take with you ghost hunting!👻

& Preorder Suicide By Ghost to find out what they take on their road trip tomorrow!

[fuckyeahasexual]

Parascope, Holy water, Ouija Board 

Classic~

[aquilacalvitium]

Foot, Guitar, Men

[jasmineon]

Guitar, Mothman, and Holy Water

Hey I’ll take it XD

[immabethehero]

Mothman, Guitar, Ouija Board.

Cool

[1998-ioanna]

Bible, Holy Water, Mothman

[jse-egopocalypse]

mothman, bigfoot and guitar

[red-in-the-streets]

Mothman bible and bigfoot

[b00bconnoisseur]

Mothman ouija board and holy water

[bondforever1st]

Bigfoot, Ouija Board, Bible

[positivity-in-pain]

wanna hear them. go! mine is:

Refinnej the crafty, hoarder of meds and beads 😂😭😂

[straawberries]

Eipris the bred, hoarder of chips and clips

[bubble--c]

Niltiac the neutral, hoarder of cheese and lemonade bottles

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

xoddaM the CONFUSED, hoarder of Tootsie rolls and 3D printed dragons

[red-in-the-streets]

Nahte the Hyped, hoarder of crackers and beanies. (Makes sense, i have 7 beanies now)

[sadamericanorca]

Noremac the tired, hoarder of gingerbread cookies and cat towers

[b00bconnoisseur]

Aremat the bored, hoarder of pizza and books

Heck yissssssss

[bondforever1st]

Alle the procrastinator, hoarder of Goldfish and dogs

[liefplus]

if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore

[michaelstipeofrembemyboyfriend-]

a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.

We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.

This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and I’m there totally flabbergasted cause like, it’s christmas

Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.

Thing is: when I’m really angry, I don’t rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesn’t solve problems.

So instead, I started wailing.

Picture this: 5’4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.

Just, sobbing like my dog’s been shot.

Now my gf’s like, “oh fuck” and the lady’s like “oh fuuuuck!” and I’m here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, “WHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! It’s CHRISTMAS!”

And the lady’s like “please stop Oh fuck” because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, “what’s the matter, dear?”

And mall security’s coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.

“I was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!”

And I burst right back into tears.

Maaaaaaaan, they didn’t even stick around to ask why she’d said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.

We get outside and my girlfriend’s like “that is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.”

It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.

[bhuttu]

that is beautiful

[100slytherin]

Holiday reminder: don’t let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.

[shinosarna]

They are also violently transphobic, and Salvation Army ran homeless shelter refused to let in Jennifer Gale because she was trans, leading to her freezing to death on the sidewalk right outside it!

So yeah, they’re not just ‘homophobic’, they’re bigoted fucking murderers.

(Wikipedia article on her death conveniently (for SA) omits Salvation Army connection, linking only to expired articles from local newspapers)

SA claims that they didn’t turn her away, and accept all homeless people, except, it’s not like Jennifer Gale was only trans woman refused shelter by Salvation Army, making this denial appear to be worth less than bullshit:

https://thinkprogress.org/salvation-army-refuses-housing-shelter-to-transgender-woman-2660c79b4cd4#.bo53qrxf9

http://www.msnbc.com/way-too-early/transgender-woman-claims-she-was-refused-housing

[moldy-mac-n-cheese]

and to think i was gonna help my aunt with this…

[raivaryn]

Annual reminder not to trust what our SA donations actually support.

There are plenty of other charities who help out the needy this time of year. Support a local food bank or community housing center.

[pastelroswell]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’ve told ppl this but now I have sources

[obaewankenope]

Salvation Army are scum. Judgemental assholes.

[gay-jesus-probably]

And let’s all remember that one twitter thread from a homeless woman in a Salvation Army shelter SPECIFICALLY warning people that the SA is a piece of shit and nobody should donate to them

[gayfeatherfiend]

🎊Tis the season for reminders: Salvation Army is a horrifically conservative as well as plainly ineffective charity that runs more like a business. And actively spreading reasons not to support them helps them wither amd make room for more productive and hollistic charities.

Another great seasonal reminder: Slytherins are awesome 🐍🐍🐍

[wetwareproblem]

It doesn’t run like a business. Businesses have to pay the women who work for them.

[cobraonthecob]

Few months early but if I see Salvation Army in a mile radius of me, I’m walking around with my pride flags

[mioxenoblade]

Reblog if you're a girl who snorts when you laugh, if you like girls who snort when they laugh, or can't wait for the inevitable fall of capitalism.

[books-read-in-nooks]

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

[b00bconnoisseur]

Jsjxbshs SAME

[thatoddboy]

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

[furrama]

Hey guys, I’m finally back from talking to The Lord on the mountai-

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y’ALL DOING DOWN HERE?

[thatoddboy]

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!

[squat-mitzvah-deactivated202010]

Thanks, I hate it

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

[bondforever1st]

He’s my profile picture for school.

[toastbutteregg]

REBLOG TO MIRACULOUSLY PASS YOUR EXAMS!!

[van-dyne]

We’re in the endgame now.