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Oh boy time to plug twitters. Here’s my main twit, and here’s my private/rp twit. Feel absolutely free to follow either or both if you wanna hear me rant about life and cry about Mystic Messenger.

#once more with feeling #OUT OF COOL

[all] quirks my muse habitually has.

Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

#MEMEING

Oh boy let’s type something out while it’s memeday and i still have a headache

Howdy, folks! Just posting to say that I’m definitely not dead nor is my muse for this sonshine over here. I’ve just been conflicted because I’m pretty much shit at making starters bc I generally can’t come up with ideas for them (you might ask then “why do you make ads”? ... I wish I knew the answer to that) and I always feel bad replying to things too late bc I feel like my partner will be mad. SO that’s why I’ve been stagnant on here.

BUT YEAH i def wanna still do things. So uh hit me up if I snubbed you by accident and you really want a starter for me (I will do it I promise but we may need to plot a little). Alternatively, reply to this or hit me up anyway if you wanna interact!

Okay that’s all! You’re all beautiful! Take care of yourselves! Have a nice evening!

#OUT OF COOL #just a little psa #im a bit of a busy person too / A\;

He’s staring at the tv intently, oddly quiet. Too quiet, actually.

#dash commentary #He's fine.

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Upon feeling the touch, the rabbit instantly recoiled. Even though the other was a skeleton, he would still carry germs on him, and that was not something Peter particularly liked. He was also not one to be touched, unless it was by Alice. She and she alone was the only one allowed to come near his person in any capacity.

“…at least one of you is doing so, and do refrain from touching me.” While his request was given in a polite tone, the coldness of his gaze overrode such manners.

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“AH.” Right, he’d been told about that. Not frequently, mind, in fact so little that he’d forgotten. The skeleton had a tendency to be rather hands on, and not everyone liked that. Old habits were always hard to break though.

“OF COURSE! MY APOLOGIES. I’M SURE BEING AROUND SOMEONE LIKE ME MUST BE A TOUCH OVERWHELMING.” Like he wasn’t being glared at at all, he continued without a hitch. “ANYWAY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING I’VE ALWAYS FOUND PARTICULARLY ODD? PEOPLE LIKE TO DRESS UP AS SKELETONS, AND WHY WOULDN’T THEY, BUT THEY DON’T PUT ON CLOTHES WHILE DOING THAT EITHER! IT’S RATHER RUDE!!”

#Well lbr if there's anyone who's good at handling grumps it's Paps here #alicesoneandonly

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Bal looks over and hears him.

“I may not know that answer, baru, but Bal thinks you’re pretty cool, baru!”

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“REALLY?? I MEAN, AHEM!”

“WHAT GOOD EYES YOU HAVE TO NOTICE! THOUGH I SUPPOSE CONSIDERING THE SUBJECT, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE!! PERHAPS WITH SOME EFFORT, YOU TOO COULD BE AS COOL AS ME!!”

#ryutaiyou #It's all good!

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“…I suppose you are correct. It is good that some here have some form of modesty and civility.” Even though a skeleton with clothes made no sense and seemed to defeat the purpose of the whole concept.

Then again, this was Hive City, so he really should not bother setting any sort of standards to this place.

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“PRECISELY! I’M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!” He replied as though knowing to be dressed was something remarkable, and gave the other a friendly pat on the shoulder.

“IN FACT, EVEN OUTSIDE OF SKELETON-KIND, I CONSIDER IT MY DUTY TO MAKE SURE THAT SOME SORT OF STANDARD IS PRESENT IN THIS CITY! SUCH THINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT!!!”

#alicesoneandonly

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“Is that not how they are supposed to be?” Given by the way this one was dressed, apparently not.

And last time he checked, skeletons didn’t talk. Then again, he should really not be surprised when it came to this city.

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“WELL, OF COURSE NOT!! I MEAN, TAKE ME FOR EXAMPLE!” Not one for missing an opportunity to pose coolly, Papyrus did just that. “WITH ONE EXCEPTION, WE SKELETONS TAKE A LOT OF PRIDE IN OUR APPEARANCE! AND EVEN THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CIVILITY TO KNOW NOT TO WALK AROUND UNCLOTHED!!”

#It's totally fine! that's why it's a mini :>#alicesoneandonly

“I THINK IT’S CLEAR THAT HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST TIMES OF THE YEAR! IT’S WHEN EVERYONE’S APPRECIATION FOR SKELETONS IS AT ITS PEAK!!”

“THOUGH I ALWAYS WONDER WHY SO MANY FORCE THEM TO BE NAKED ALL THE TIME...”

#ca mini #Papyrus asking the deep questions

“... WEIRD...”

The skeleton currently held a leaf tight between his thumb and forefinger, Eyes millimeters away, he inspected it with the attentiveness of a scientist. Or at least he inspected it like he’d seen his scientist friend do multiple times. Admittedly, she was nearsighted, but Papyrus didn’t have a whole lot to go on otherwise. Well, aside from those bizarre human tv shows. Those shows often liked to show human remains though, so Papyrus tried to avoid watching them as much as possible.

But anyway, back to the leaf.

“I’M CERTAIN ALL OF THESE WERE GREEN NOT TOO LONG AGO! DID SOMEONE COME ALONG AND DYE ALL OF THEM??”

@headphonehitokiri

#headphonehitokiri #KAWAKAMI BANSAI 01 #sorry this is so late #and forgive him he doesn't know what a season is

“YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST FRIENDS, WITH GRILLBY, RIGHT?” The skeleton was insistent. He knew what he was talking about, or so he assumed. But it was so blatant, how could he not be correct?

“PERHAPS YOU DON’T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY, BUT I SAY THE RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU IS FAR TOO GREAT TO BE A COINCIDENCE!” He wagged a finger as if lecturing. “WE COULD BE DEALING WITH LONG LOST RELATIVES HERE!!”

@revolvingmist

#revolvingmist #KUROGIRI 01 #I had to go with the Grillby thing gomen #but if you want something else let me know!

WELL I sent in an ask to take Pap here off of hiatus so, here’s an rp ad. Like for a short-mid length starter! I’ll cap at 5 for now.

#CA RP AD

kuyuzhishi-a

Is it Twitter time again? Here’s mine and then here’s the one specifically for personal/rp shit. Don’t worry, I’ll let ya in.

#it me #OUT OF COOL

Empress

empress: how dependent are you on others?

“NOT AT ALL! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM A VERY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND MOTIVATED SKELETON! IN FACT, IT IS OTHERS WHO RELY ON ME! TAKE SANS FOR INSTANCE; HE’S, WELL...”

Surprisingly, he goes quiet. His face pinches from thought and he looks away.

“UH, HE’S A BIT OUT OF SORTS, BUT HE CAN MOST CERTAINLY REBOUND FROM WHATEVER HE’S DEALING WITH! UNTIL THEN, I AM HAPPY TO SUPPORT HIM AS HIS COOL BROTHER! BESIDES, IF THINGS WERE ESPECIALLY BAD, I’M SURE HE’D TELL ME! WE DO NOT KEEP SECRETS BETWEEN US!!

“ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, DEPENDENT I AM NOT, DEPENDABLE I AM! NYEH HEH HEH!!”

Meme: Accepting

#lowkeyrealizingyourbrother'sbehaviorisworrisome.txt #he really doesn't rely on others call it a product of his ego #MEME RESPONSE #exiledindarkness

(Tarot card) Justice

justice: do you value fairness over mercy?

“WELL, I-- HMM...” The query actually caused him to pause. He looked off in thought, thoroughly engrossed in the question. After a moment, he spoke again. “YOU KNOW, IN THINKING ABOUT THIS, I DON’T THINK THOSE THINGS ARE NECESSARILY DIFFERENT? I’M NOT SURE WHY THE QUESTION POSES THEM LIKE THEY ARE!”

“EVERYONE IS DESERVING OF KINDNESS AND COMPASSION, AND IN THAT SENSE, IT IS FAIR! AFTER ALL, IT WOULD BE VERY UNFAIR TO DEEM THAT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS BEYOND MERCY!