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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

bones-broken

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sunfortune

thebootydiaries

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

luna--starlight

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

thebootydiaries

You fool. What is manlier than death

redfingerfish

2 deaths

thebootydiaries

I am giving you 3 minutes to delete this comment

erraticsimz

Because a normal donut is too feminine

trigonognathus

luvin this bro nut

thespacegoat-deactivated2016100

bronut in my mouth

dragondicks

mm yeah bro I can’t wait to get a big hot mouthful of some bro nut, maybe I can combine it with some thick & creamy dude milk

snowlikeash

when gendering products backfires so well

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

squidwardhentaicles

I got this joke instantly, whore.

popegoodvibes-returns

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

keepcalmandcarriefischer

For those of you who still don’t understand, its “beauty is in the eye of the bee fucker”

facts-i-just-made-up

glitter-pear

Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.

facts-i-just-made-up

Yes. With the blood of ferrets.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.

facts-i-just-made-up

Ferrets are the largest known insect.

angelicguy

whoever discovered garlic got his cock sucked so much i bet

moltencalf-deactivated20171029

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.