Bones Probably Does a Lot of Things

Hey everyone! Basically this is a collection of a bunch of random headcanons about Bones, and things he probably does or has or whatever. All types of ideas are welcome, from angst, to fluff, to philosophical, to anything. Submissions are accepted and highly encouraged! AOS and TOS are both accepted. If you submit an idea that you think only applies to one or the other, choose the appropriate tag when submitting. Otherwise, we'll assume it applies to both :) ~from the creator of jim-probably~

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What's Bones opinion on the idiocy going on with the global you know what? How high has his protect mode risen?

Bones probably doesn’t want to revisit his Pandemics of the 21st Century class.

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Bones probably has an opinion on asexuals?

Bones probably (definitely) believes asexuality is entirely valid and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

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So uh, I saw the best dancer probably and got this horrifying image of bones as a belly dancer. Im probably scarred for life.

Bones probably wonders how you found out about his belly dancing hobby.

[jim-probably]

Jim probably stress eats and it drives Bones nuts.

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Bones probably hates that Jim stress eats.

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To the college prof person! Not quite the same but my d2 college soccer coach had a severe stutter. Idk if that's even close to what you have, or if it even relates, but that's a similar position of needing to talk and explain things to large groups of people while working through a speech difference and she's managed to coach at a college. Just thought an example of someone accomplishing something similar might give you some extra hope that you can do it if you work hard!! Good luck

((Thank you anon!))

[bones-probably]

Bones probably spends an unbelievable amount of his time at the children’s hospital when they’re in San Francisco because of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month.

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What would bones probably say about this? I have a speech disorder and I feel that I'll never be able to reach my dream of being a college professor, because no one will want to hear me teach

Bones probably would tell you that you may have an extra obstacle ahead of your dream, but that doesn’t make it any less attainable. If being a college professor is what you want to do, strive towards it! Bones probably doesn’t know the details about your disorder, nor will he ask for them because it’s your business, but if you have a genuine desire and talent for teaching, your speech won’t stop you from achieving your dream.

(Jim probably would butt in and add that if the students want to pass your class, they’ll listen to you!)

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Bones' fave prank on Spock?

Bones probably sneaks into Spock’s room via Jim’s room to shift his furniture just by a couple inches so it kinda looks out of place but it isn’t wholly apparent.

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Bones probably has introduced Jim and Spock in public as “My best friend…and my best enemy.”

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Bones probably complains when Jim gets sick but secretly loves taking care of him.

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Bones probably is really good with kids, even if he’s somewhat grumpy all the time.

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Bones probably believes firmly in the healing properties of a person's favorite beverage.

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taylor71198 submitted:

Is this the bear Bones keeps in medbay?

Bones probably keeps this bear in medbay.

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Bones probably thinks that Jim is adorable in his sleep.

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Bones probably would like having whipped cream licked off him.

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I wonder what you'd be like as a tribble

Bones probably would probably make a point to populate in as many places that would annoy Jim and Spock as possible.

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He might want to be put in chocolate if Jim was drinking it.

Bones probably would accept that as long as it wasn’t replicated chocolate.