every time i see a horoscope i’m like “listen. this has no bearing on your life. the stars are beautiful and terrifyingly distant and can speak to your sense of loneliness but they do not control your fate. listen. we will all return one day to the gaping mouth of space. listen, your destiny is too intricate to be predictable. this means nothing. i mean, i’m still gonna read it and check to see if the qualities it gives me are actually mine, but like…. “














