There's a time to pray and there's a time to fight @kingsimius - Tumblr Blog

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

laughingpokemon

peppermoths

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

bakugo-sucks

Are they still smorking weed bunts??? Without you?????

thej0ry

*rips your arms off and pounds your head into your chest with them but is just sighing and not really into it the whole time*

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

ghostdaartist

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

whatacartouchebag

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

bgm05

underwaterspaghetti314

luntfontanne

Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

ospreyonthemoon

I can't believe people have been performing macbeth for 401 years and we still haven't run out of sick poster ideas

pmpkn

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

defective-replicant-deactivated

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲＺＯＮＥ

theindefinitejames

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

fakegeekguy

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

britnxyspears

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

meanbuddhist

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

andersam5

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.