bones in the toffee? sure.

roleplay blog for Willy Wonka from Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. yep. that’s it. you’re reading that right.

[themasterchocolatier]

@bonesinthetoffee Wow! A new Wonka in the world. Must I say it is a delight to meet you, sir!

[bonesinthetoffee]

“It certainly is wonderful to meet you too. I had to crawl out of the depths of Hell to reach here, but that’s only a minor inconvenience to me.”

[themasterchocolatier]

“A minor inconvenience?? Why sir you must be an extremely talent chocolatier. Now tell me…what makes you and I any different? We are both Wonka’s no?”

[bonesinthetoffee]

“I suppose we are both Wonkas. Appearance wise, there’s quiet a few differences. Backstory wise, I presume is different as well. My factory isn’t on this plain, unlike yours.”

[themasterchocolatier]

“Then-then where is your factory?” Wonka’s face turns pale

[bonesinthetoffee]

“I’m guessing the plain underneath this one we stand on. You call this one the Overworld, so whatever is directly underneath that.” Basically hell. “I believe I mentioned earlier.” He says this with such a calm and monotone voice, as if what he just said was in any way a normal topic of conversation.

[themasterchocolatier]

Wonka’s eyes grow wide “Well what a splendid surprise this is! My counterpart from… hell. What on Earth are you doing here then?” He takes a hard swallow.

[bonesinthetoffee]

“Quite literally what on Earth.” He smiles to himself. “I’m not quite sure, I just wanted to take a break from down there, meet some new people up here. I’m afraid technology used for communication doesn’t really work too well when trying to connect through different plains. I have to come up here to converse.”

[themasterchocolatier]

@bonesinthetoffee Wow! A new Wonka in the world. Must I say it is a delight to meet you, sir!

[bonesinthetoffee]

“It certainly is wonderful to meet you too. I had to crawl out of the depths of Hell to reach here, but that’s only a minor inconvenience to me.”

[themasterchocolatier]

“A minor inconvenience?? Why sir you must be an extremely talent chocolatier. Now tell me…what makes you and I any different? We are both Wonka’s no?”

[bonesinthetoffee]

“I suppose we are both Wonkas. Appearance wise, there’s quiet a few differences. Backstory wise, I presume is different as well. My factory isn’t on this plain, unlike yours.”

[themasterchocolatier]

“Then-then where is your factory?” Wonka’s face turns pale

[bonesinthetoffee]

“I’m guessing the plain underneath this one we stand on. You call this one the Overworld, so whatever is directly underneath that.” Basically hell. “I believe I mentioned earlier.” He says this with such a calm and monotone voice, as if what he just said was in any way a normal topic of conversation.

[themasterchocolatier]

@bonesinthetoffee Wow! A new Wonka in the world. Must I say it is a delight to meet you, sir!

[bonesinthetoffee]

“It certainly is wonderful to meet you too. I had to crawl out of the depths of Hell to reach here, but that’s only a minor inconvenience to me.”

[themasterchocolatier]

“A minor inconvenience?? Why sir you must be an extremely talent chocolatier. Now tell me…what makes you and I any different? We are both Wonka’s no?”

[bonesinthetoffee]

“I suppose we are both Wonkas. Appearance wise, there’s quiet a few differences. Backstory wise, I presume is different as well. My factory isn’t on this plain, unlike yours.”

[bonesinthetoffee]

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created?

“Well, Mike, that’s assuming there’s a god in the first place. Though, if there is, I certainly believe he does.”

[themasterchocolatier]

@bonesinthetoffee Wow! A new Wonka in the world. Must I say it is a delight to meet you, sir!

[bonesinthetoffee]

“It certainly is wonderful to meet you too. I had to crawl out of the depths of Hell to reach here, but that’s only a minor inconvenience to me.”