☆Slice of Paradise☆

Bonny she/her | 23

[sharklover00]

[executive-dysfunctioned]

ADHD is buying a fancy agenda to track your habits but forgetting to write in it for 3 weeks, then feeling guilty about disappointing a notebook

[jynx-raven]

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[soulless-goth]

[redheadedflag]

me when its that time of the day when im under the covers, cozied up, kicking my feet and ready to go town in the smut tag

(ovulating)

[colmiillo]

When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.

[macrolit]

I like being at home. My life is very simple. I read a lot of books. I watch a lot of movies. Listen to a lot of music. Walk the dog. Cook with my family. I am boring. - Cillian Murphy

[orchidame]

[greelin]

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

[greelin]

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

[lesbiandeanwinchester04]

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[mirusuchanne]

[figtreeforever]

[biigworm]

[eternallyniah]

Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

[fanfictionlord]