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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@bonzoie
"you fat" Rolfe rolled his eyes as beach bear opened the fridge
beach bear not fat, beach bear strong
Rolfe was so mean, if beach bear doesn't eat, he'll be skinny
Rolfe walks into his room after 4 days
"Why not eat"
"fat"
"you not fat"
"yies..."
beach cryed
Rolfe cred
they crewed
âyour stomach is getting so bigâŠâ George Washington whispered, rubbing clippyâs round belly âwash-chan! Did no one teach you manners?! Itâs not polite to tell someone with child theyâre big!â George chuckled, slapping clippyâs ass âitâs not mean if iâm the one who got you pregnantâ he said as clippy blushed
ây-yeah but you still got me pregeantantâŠâ clippy muttered before screaming âMY WATHER JYUST BROKE!!!!!!!â âWHAT?!â George sprung up in shock as his lap was wet with fluid, clippy squirming on the ground, picking up the phone dialing 911 â911 wahts your memnegrty?â âMY HUSBANDS IN LABOUR!!!â âokie sir calm downâ âWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CLAM DOWN???â âthe waaabamlce is on the wayâ
Chapter two- baby
âPUSH PUSH PUSSSSSHâ the doctors said as clippy laid on the bed, after a bit a precious baby girl was born, a paperclip with human features âuehhhhhhhhhhhhâŠ..â clippy gagged âwho knoew a baby could be so ugly?â
âWHATâ george yelled, âI WANT A DIVORCEâ clippy screamed as the baby started to cry
Chapter three- the end
George stands on the bridge holding his baby girl in his arms, clippy got the divocre he wanted, wahts the point in living he thought as he jumped off into the water, dyeing with his baby.