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[boo2020]

hi I feel you should explode

me:

[benasabrina]

Maya May 2026 day 21~

Phoenix should have known better than to wake up late when Maya is visiting heh

[benasabrina]

Maya May 2026 day 31~

No blanket because it’s kinda warm, but Phoenix’s body heat is all she needs~

And with that, Maya May is done! Thank you so much for all the support, my friends! Until then, I’ll see yall for whatever project I come up with next (either narumayo week or Nickvember haha)

[benasabrina]

Maya May 2026 day 17~

My old high school AU that I haven’t touched since 2024!! Decided to pick it back up because why not! In this AU, Maya is older by a year :3 (I really should write some fic regarding this…)

Anyways, enjoy!

[benasabrina]

Maya May 2026 day 7~

Is she eating his cheek or kissing him? the answer is YES!!

Also, would I be me if I didn’t include narumayo? :)

[ahotknife]

your work does not belong in the age gap tag if the aforementioned gap of age is not in the double digits. five years? i have good personal friends five years younger/older than me that's nothing. there is nothing scandalous about a 2-8 year age gap. we have another word for that, it's called a "peer". a real age gap is bare minimum a decade. a real age gap is two decades if you're committed to really doing it right

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[662607015]

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

[gkk404]

commission i did a while ago of one of my fave couples!

[gkk404]

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

Spending time calling out random people as "perverts" and "paedos" and "disgusting" for the type of FICTION they enjoy (i.e. IT'S NOT REAL) is genuinely the laziest and most pathetic form of moral "activism" there is.

It does absolutely nothing to address real world issues or help actual, existing people. All it does is allow one to bask in their smug, self righteous, puritanical, moral superiority.

Someone can like the darkest, most fucked up fiction imaginable. It says absolutely nothing about their real world morals.

Get an actual grip.

[actualized-animal]

unfortunately with a popular ship sometimes you can see the vision and understand perfectly why it’s popular and why people are passionate about it, but then the people who like it will make it annoying anyway

[borealing]

um no i cant watch that tv show. none of my mutuals on tumblr dot com have giffed it, how can i trust its any good?

[the-bar-sinister]

It's true. I don't like it when fics have my ships end with getting married and having children because I don't find getting married and having children to be very romantic or interesting or admirable.

I prefer my ships to continue having adventures and drama together forever.

[boo2020]

In my mind the shirt that Phoenix wears under his hoodie as Beanix is a tank top, not a t-shirt.

Imagine Maya and/or Apollo minding their business just hanging out in the office when Phoenix takes his hoodie off because it’s too warm or something and both of them just being like

👁️🫦👁️ “damn”

Bonus points if he takes the beanie off first so his hair is all a mess too and he looks even scruffier than usual.

[nteabodies]

Peak odonarumayo shenanigans op

[boo2020]

PERFECT

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[boo2020]

In my mind the shirt that Phoenix wears under his hoodie as Beanix is a tank top, not a t-shirt.

Imagine Maya and/or Apollo minding their business just hanging out in the office when Phoenix takes his hoodie off because it’s too warm or something and both of them just being like

👁️🫦👁️ “damn”

Bonus points if he takes the beanie off first so his hair is all a mess too and he looks even scruffier than usual.