B( . Y . )bies

Time flies when you're having fun

[manhood]

When you suck his dick and make him nut too quick

[jumex]

delete this

[memewhore]

[fagflow]

where is the lie

[sandandglass]

[skyethepunkrockwhore-deactivate]

[womxxn-blog-deactivated20160930]

i’m just saying that the differences between #yesallmen and #yesallwomen really highlight the issue here….

[zenpunk94]

Men are babies

[boobbank]

Why are women so fucking annoying?

[8bit-gif]

[algophilialove-deactivated20130]

[boobbank]

Why the fuk u selling weed by the school bus don't you niggas have any kind of common sense someone's gonna see that deal ur gonna get fucked

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

"This chest hair isn’t going to eat itself," he said with a smirk. He tauntingly waved the gallon sized Ziploc bag that was completely full of hair in front of my face. He lifted his shirt a little to reveal his overwhelmingly smooth, chiseled abdominal muscles. My mouth was watering. My pelvic floor flexed involuntarily. I was ready. 

[boobbank]

Are they ready to eat the hair or jump that guy's bone I'm confused

[doingdrugsoffmylaptop]

If you can’t handle me on Adderall, you don’t deserve me on Xanax.

Unknown (via themotherfuckintrapgoddess)

lmao i feel this

(via marissarella)

[boobbank]

It's prom night

And I'm sitting on my couch in a robe because my boyfriend had to cover some flake's shift at work.. and the few friends I do have are going to prom. Real lonely night ahead..

[benshaws]

[boobbank]

I'm a broken steam boat

[boobbank]

"How are you? (:" "Oh, I'm just sitting on my bathroom floor smoking the last of this bowl, kicking around the idea of going to 5th period today but as every minute ticks by I feel the idea fading in strength. I no longer am capable of will power, and refuse to get off the floor even when every cell in my body is urging me to get up." "Oh okay yeah I'm in bed"

[boobbank]

Are you as cool as I am?

[boobbank]

Yo mordecai

[boobbank]

I drew stuff to pass the time today

[wankbankofamerica]

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

[boobbank]

This is the truest thing to ever walk out of truthland