fly like a g6

wynne/wynona || she/her || 25 y.o.

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[wynnerloser]

charlie and the magic 8-ball factory

[deirdreskye]

We loved each other like sisters when we rode the Eurasian steppe together. I held you and dried your tears beneath your father's kurgan and then you left me for the Indus river valley. All I knew to do was ride until I stopped crying. It took me all the way to central Europe and now I've buried the fathers of the Corded Ware Culture in shallow graves and the sons and daughters wear a yoke of Proto Indo-European bronze, but I know all the thralls and head of cattle in the world will never bring you back to me. My love, have you built the great city of Mahenjo-daro? Are you raising her walls higher? Are you bringing in the grain-grass harvest and digging the water-ways deeper and building magnificent crafts of bronze and gold? Will I ever see you again? Are you happy, are you healthy? My wails bring no answer, but we sleep beneath the same moon and stars and you call them by the same name, and the same sky-father horse-god smiles upon us from a world apart.

[wynnerloser]

hey what gives? this isn't cum jokes

[headspace-hotel]

Never mind, the actual funniest thing to do with InferKit is give it Puritan virtue names.

The astounding accuracy of its replication of the pattern, accompanied by its total inability to understand what a “virtue” is? *chefs kiss*

[headspace-hotel]

The entirety of the input was real Puritan first names and surnames. This is some of what InferKit thinks other Puritans might be called:

Disdain Middleton

Intoxication Sherman

Pity Smith

Hate-All Branham

Suffering Baldwin

Manliness Boyd

Annoyance Washburne

Pleasure Osborne

Empathy Butler

Deep Distress Warren

Pleasant Breeze Harvie

Loving You Dalton

Nourishment Jenkins

Apologies Farnsworth

Proper Condom Richmond

Monogamy Evans

Agitate Forber

Regret Hughes

Stagnation Hunter

Outward Kindness Wood

The Decline of the West Sutton

Revenge Davenport

Intellectualism Dalton

Democracy Dawson

Moral Stability Lewis

Non-Oppression Quid-Pro-Quo Slattery

Nepotism

[headspace-hotel]

most of my original input was made up of single word “virtue” names so I decided to add a few of the longer, weirder compound names (like Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith) to the mix

this made the results weirder.

Potency Taylor

Serve-with-your-body Brown

Petty-Misunderstanding Phillips

Destruction Sheridan

Sorcerous Quigley

Inevitability Leonard

Good as Hell Frederick

Obvious Whitley

Confusion Torrey

None of my business Munson

Manhood Nickerson

Homeostasis Mahoney

No Thanks Gillmore

Abortion Hamilton

Racism Thompson

Socially Violent Wilkins

Responsible Boyfriend Frederick

Hope-Spite Smith

Pay-No-Attention Brunson

Fear-of-misery Storace

Over-Indulgence Calvert

Give-Me-That-Tiger Lincoln

And the crown jewel

If-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it Schmitt

[wynnerloser]

guess who bitches

[wynnerloser]

sinkdog is real and she's coming to your house right now. let that sink in

[wynnerloser]

if anyone else gets a sinkdog tattoo please tag me so we can form the sisterhood of the traveling sink

[shithead-goose]

@wynnerloser omg girl i’m so happy i found you i too have a sinkdog tattoo

[wynnerloser]

every morning i have to win a twitch reflex match 3 peanuts game in my head or else the vampire mind awakens instead of my own

[sirguyofnothing]

sinkdog

[wayneradiotv]

all good grandsons strive for these stats

[wynnerloser]

[hovfire]

happy birthday noah!!

thank u wynne!!!! my birthday has changed a lot since i last remember

[wynnerloser]

tbh i meant to make this anonymous but i hit send too quick

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

[andnowrotfront]

[wynnerloser]

trying to fit a hsu hao shaped peg into a pjackk shaped hole in my heart

[wynnerloser]

i wish every social media had ads like tumblr

[geogabby2]

A song just bit me

[wynnerloser]

the squeaky jerboa gets th egrease

[wynnerloser]

guess who bitches

[wynnerloser]

sinkdog is real and she's coming to your house right now. let that sink in

[wynnerloser]

if anyone else gets a sinkdog tattoo please tag me so we can form the sisterhood of the traveling sink

[wynnerloser]

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