[lopmon]

[boobcrease]

american college students: man college is so expensive

college students from literally every else: college is free for us

american college students: ... okay... that sounds fake but okay...

[drunknuncle]

[crystal-version]

Why does poison sting always poison my pokemon.  Why does supersonic always hit?! Did I run over a puppy?! Did I offend satan?!?!? Did I accidently insult Beyonce somewhere along the line?!!! I don’t deserve this

[firedrill]

[warpedrhythm-deactivated2017061]

ciara is so photosynthesis!

[sexhaver]

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

[bryarly]

New plan

[lianabrooks]

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

[heckayeah]

New plan

[gaypriori]

[silverjolteon]

[flowerjom]

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[8edhead]

[ruinedchildhood]

god is dead and we killed him

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

Angry Birds died and Minions replaced it

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

This is such a weird concept but it’s… not false…

[shanehollnder]

computer unfreezes

“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”

[boobcrease]

some bitch with blue eyes: when im angry my eyes are like green and when im tired theyre like opal and when im pissed theyre yellow lol they change color all the time!!

me: anyways...

[yogaboi]

I wish that oreo cookies was my asshole

[glitterweave]

I wish your laptop was actually a Bible and your room was actually a confessional booth

[weloveshortvideos]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person: “ So then you add the sugar….”

[ Anna Kendrick’s When I’m Gone begins to play in the background]

♪ You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone ♪

Person: [screaming hysterically while doing the beat of the Cup Song] “ NO! NO! [screams]

[yinnis]

This is a masterpiece.