[iraffiruse]

[dalermehndivevo-deactivated2018]

[cute-overload]

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

[iraqlobster]

[ronpaulweedking-deactivated2013]

[vinterensvind]

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

[kittiezandtittiez]

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

[crashic]

[duckblunnid]

[boobietouch]

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

but u didn’t have to snoop so low

[frigerator-deactivated20130203]

[gwenstafuckme]

It ain’t gonna suck itself

[ilovefantasybymariahcarey-deact]

i wanna be one of those people who always does their hair and dresses nicely and has their life together

[boobietouch]

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

[ladyusada]

[boobietouch]

It was doge meme