So You'll Let The Pterodactyl In And Not Me?

You can call me Zombie. lovable asshole. space enthusiast. a little witchy. crass. sarcastic. sloth lyfe. crochet or dye. cyborg desires. survivor. spoopy year round.

[boobsandfetts]

Fire eating. <3

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[kolkolkolas-deactivated20130720]

has anyone even noticed how hot the dude on the ten dollar bill is

I mean look at this fucker

[cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014]

you mean alexander goddamn hamilton?? hell yeah he was a stud RAVISH ME LIKE YOUR TREASURY

jesus christ founding father more like founding hottie  CAN I GET AN AMEN

[boobsandfetts]

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.

[the-gif-princess]

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

[equestrianshitilove-blog]

I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN

[theclonesofdunshire-deactivated]

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG

[morganamoonstone]

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG

[orphicauroras]

HOFAS Spoilers

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Azriel every night after Bryce took away his favorite dagger

[boobsandfetts]

“When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.”

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(via iamhelterskelter)

i got the chills reading this. absolutely beautiful

(via dirtyflowerchild)

YES.

(via fuckyeahsexeducation)

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[xouru]

CRESCENT CITY EXCLUSIVE CHAPTERS

Please note that English is not my first language also I re-writed it from photos so there might be some errors.

HOUSE OF SKY AND BREATH

1. Bryce & Hunt Waterstones

2. Ruhn Books-a-Million

3. Tharion Target

HOUSE OF FLAME AND SHADOW

1. Bryce & Danika Indie

2. Bryce & Hunt Barnes & Noble

3. Bryce, Nesta & Azriel Target

4. Ember & Randall Books-a-Million

5. Ruhn & Linda Walmart

[laserdeadpool]

[boobsandfetts]

Probably one of the greatest lines ever uttered on screen. 

[boobsandfetts]

Laughing because I reblogged this 11 years ago, but literally watched this episode last night.

[bossyraptor]

[dariamorgandabber]

Someone with a social anxiety disorder will never get tired of hearing you say:

“I’m here for/with you” “I like you” “I love you” “I value you as a person” “Your opinions matter to me” “I’ll go with you if it’s too scary” “No matter what your anxiety tells you I’m not going anywhere” “Your feelings are valid”

Especially when they’re anxious Especially when they’re anxious Especially when they’re anxious

Even if you’ve already said it. Say it again. And again. Please. Cause it may seem silly to someone without S.A.D., but it’s actually really reassuring to be reminded of having support even if we were just reminded last week, or last month, or yesterday. It’s important. Really important. Cause the anxiety will often lead us to feel alone, unloved, like the person might go away if we share our feelings, even when we know it’s not true. It’s a million times easier to be convinced by someone else than by our own anxious brains sometimes.

This has been a PSA.

[glitchedhologram-deactivated201]

Also don’t get annoyed when they need the reinsurance. They do believe you but their mind tricks them that what you said isn’t true when they truly know it is, they just can’t control it.

[boobsandfetts]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Holy Shit.

[boobsandfetts]

Spymate.?

Me: Holy hell. this movie I'm watching justgot crazy.

Me: The chimp is actually a secret spy. holy crap

Sarah: What even? Haha.

Sarah: What are you watching???

Me: Spymate. Ohmygod. they teach primates to be spies. sknhkjb I can't even

Sarah: Hahaha, that is really odd.

Sarah: That's all I have to say.

Me: he was actually a prisoner and they were letting him go but didn't want the russians to get a hold of him

Sarah: This sounds like a weird, half-remembered dream. Haha.

Me: and then he went and worked for the circus as a flying monkey and the lady who plays Kitty is in as a secret spy knower person and they just gave him a mansion.

Me: no never mind, They're in a hotel

Sarah: Gods, I'm dying!

Me: he's wearing a hawaiian shity

Me: *shirt

Sarah: "Secret spy knower person" sounds like the best job title EVER.

Me: Ohmygod. they brought the girl to japan because she invented a laser

Me: what is happening.

Sarah: Trust me, it's probably more confusing on my end.

Me: they brought the chimp on vacation. it looks like tahiti or the bahamas

Me: ohmygod. and the chimps watcher guy is hitting on a doctor lady on the beach

Sarah: Am I getting a play-by-play of the movie?

Me: basically. except my words are funnier than the movie

Sarah: This is true. "The chimp's watcher guy."

Me: there's a bad spy spying on the watcher guy and the chimp just dropped a coconut on his head

Sarah: Still dying over here.

Me: the chimp took the bad spy guys camera.

Me: and gave it to a guy on the beach to take a picture of him(the chimp) and the bad guy

Me: now he's punching the bad spy guy in the head and he's hallucinating that the chimp is talking and jamaican and he's dancing and the guy is like huh and the chimp just kissed him.

Me: then the chimp said one heart, one love, and plenty bananas

Sarah: My head is basically going to explode.

Me: Now the chimp is flirting with the doctor lady, he kissed her hand then made eyes at her

Sarah: Oh, suave.

Me: Now the secret spy knower person is working with the other circus people. I have no idea what they're doing.

Sarah: Neither do I.

Me: and the bad spy guy is bald and has two different coloured eyes and is pissed because the chimp took a picture with him.

Me: the girl is working with the japanese. Idk if it's good or bad though.

Sarah: Well, it sounds like they might all be in league with the Russian butcher.

Me: one of the circus people is like the flash. he's super fast.21

Me: fast>!

Me: fast.!

Sarah: Oh, my gods, that was great.

Me: i think the chimps watcher guy is the girls dad, they were just skyping. was is she in japan when he's in the bahamas.?

Me: Wait, they just showed up in japan and the chimp is bowing to everyone and wearing a wrist weacth

Me: @watch

Sarah: I'm pretty sure I'll be able to give a solid review of the movie by the time you're done watching it. Haha.

Me: haha. you might get the rest of the review tomorrow. I'm super confused right noe.

Me: *now

Sarah: Haha, it sounds like a WONDERFUL movie. :D

Me: Dude, it totally is. I wanna watch it high.

Sarah: Hahahahaha, that's always a good reaction to a movie.

Me: Hell yeah

[boobsandfetts]

“Imagine your girlfriend taking photographs of you, not selfies, not “outfit of the day”, no Instagram bullshit. Actual photos. When you wake up, when you look at her, when you’re making love, when you’re cooking, when you’re taking a shower. Imagine if your girlfriend did that. This is a person who loves creating a visual documentation of the person she loves. You would cry at every picture she took because you know it’ll be purer than any other visual representation of yourself.”

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Shandopaul Sewell. (via enlightened-eloquently)

See, Luke. I’m not crazy.

(via mothermakemegoldagain)

[boobsandfetts]

Jake takes photos of me and I swoon every single time.

[kvoid]

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

[princessfrankzhang-deactivated2]

An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

[asktheoakenshieldbros]