boofid

28/gf/bi utter nonsense / PM for discord

[guttergirl-444]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

she was just a baby :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Republic Square in Belgrade tonight, people lighting candles in Noa's honor and mourning

[radiofreederry]

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

[20int0wis]

solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

I told my friend who’s a TBI researcher about this post and he was shocked silent and then started laughing harder than I’d ever seen him laugh before, and then he said, “we literally use something called Rotterdam Score to assess brain injuries.”

[bogleech]

I never would have fucking guessed that wearing a helmet while riding a bike was one of the “American things” parts of Europe find weird or make fun of. Usually we’re the ones making the more dumbassed choice. America also has roads specifically for bikes you guys. And bike paths and bike parks. And no matter what you’re biking on there can absolutely always be an unexpected rock that sends you pitching forward into another rock that’s hungry for brains.

[arboreally]

fun fact you don't really need to use a condom in europe because the way usamericans have sex is much more dangerous because we're more likely to be hit by cars

[boofus-dooberry]

The random guys in The Witcher that want to kill Geralt are so funny like okay sure you three backwater dudes are gonna defeat the guy who's been killing literal monsters as a line of work for the last 80 years

[boofus-dooberry]

Sure we've all heard that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what about steel columns?

[boofus-dooberry]

Awesome penis, bro. Great vasculature.

[boofus-dooberry]

Leave my shit ALONE challenge 2021

[boofus-dooberry]

Dont Fucking Touch my Shit challenge

[boofus-dooberry]

Turned out to be my fault

[boofus-dooberry]

Relistened to Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap recently and I cannot get over how she just dropped this absolutely incredible work of art on us in 2005 and nothing else has ever come close to feeling as raw and moving to me as this song.

[txttletale]

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up

[boofus-dooberry]

New episode of Flying Circus just dropped

[boofus-dooberry]

literally imploding here in the sock aisle of walmart because they no longer carry the ones I like.

[boofus-dooberry]

Good lord why are children so dumb

[boofus-dooberry]

My 9 YEAR OLD CHILD is so set on eating raw biscuits from the can that he is full SCREAMING and bawling his EYES out because I put them in the oven instead of allowing him to get food poisoning.

[boofus-dooberry]

Good lord why are children so dumb

[boofus-dooberry]

Need me a

for my

[boofus-dooberry]

Crash

[boofus-dooberry]

Fuit Gummy

[boofus-dooberry]

I am the most unappetizing blend of honey and vinegar that you will ever encounter

[boofus-dooberry]

But at least my ass is fat