Booger Island!

THE HIT NEW TV SERIES!

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BOOGER ISLAND!

At first you’ll be all, “whoa, what smells so good?” but then you’ll be all, “gurrrr brrraaaains...”

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BOOGER ISLAND

A bunch of weirdoes are out there. Lurking in your bushes. They watch you while you sleep. They listen to you when you pee. 

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BOOGER ISLAND

Phil goes through a strange metamorphosis, and leaves his memories behind! But will his landlady, Mrs. Fubblemeister think about the mess he leaves in the shower? 

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BOOGER ISLAND!

Carl and Lenny decide to see if they can escape the maximum security penitentiary they’ve been sentenced to since murdering all those nuns. 

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BOOGER ISLAND!

We put a scary amount of our budget into the most horrifying monster your televisions screen has ever displayed!

You may think you’re ready for tonight’s episode, but we assure you...

YOU ARE NOT!

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BOOGER ISLAND!

Amy was a mean drunk, especially when possessed by the spirit of an ancient cat curse.

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She’d always wanted to learn about prehistoric digestive systems... but was this really the best way? 

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The revenge of Jungle Steve, Part VII

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THEM, but from the water. And telepathic. 

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Everybody must get...

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Chill out, Jim. 

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Tonight, on a very special BOOGER ISLAND...

We break bad.

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Sometimes, nothing's what it seems.

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Oh. Well, that's nice.

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Seize the day. 

EVERYDAY!

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Well, we tried. 

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Uh.. okay.