I Genuinely Think

Dutch - she/her - My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[my-dailydreams]

[cilantrhoes]

[daylightsavingcrime]

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!

[boyd-stevens]

KNIVES OUT 2019, dir. Rian Johnson

[spiribia]

I want to take modest 5 million weeks vacation

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[my-dailydreams]

[tothechaos]

99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏

[ruinedchildhood]

[catasters]

[only-cat-memes]

[depsidase]

[musiquesduciel]

Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad (2005)

[homura]