You are perfect just the way you are

Bethan. 29. Welsh. She/they. I like pretty much everything. Internet Big Sister.

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[deusben]

everytime you feel useless remind yourself people out there are using ai to ask the weather

[wtf-tfw]

"imagine if you will, the big and yummy banana split."

[rodserlingofficial]

Ninth time's the charm.

[iz-robin]

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

[matthgeek]

Well that's not staying in the tags

[loveridden1999]

what doesn't kill you makes you liveblog everything

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[elois-illust]

[gingik]

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?