but then again i just took a nap in a barrel

Sara. 100% That Bitch. I'm the old wizard in the story who leads you on a dangerous path and throws rocks at you as you go.

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

[sentienttoast]

this is the truest thing I've ever read in my life

[noname-human-being]

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

[noname-human-being]

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[infertilityidol]

[segamascott]

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[targetedknowledge]

[narutwitter]

[qintten]

get your dirty outside shoes OFF MY SOFA

[qintten]

im sorry for yelling. please come back

[xiexielians]

Your body has my scent. Now the whole forest know you're my emergency ration.

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[kosmogrl]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[unalivejournal]

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers