Book-o-giggles

Quotes that my husband and I have said that we've decided to keep track of

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"Awwh look at our matching pfps!!"

"FAG!"

[we are gay men]

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"I LOVE scissoring!!" - said while clicking shears together

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"My tits ARE america"

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"Sir, you have a mighty fine rack :3c"

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"I think I just realized why my relative said I'd be a good actor"

"Is it because you have DID?"

"Wh- No"

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"My husband's rack is immaculate"

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"Wiggles my little toes :3c"

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"I have a new scrack in my creen protector!"

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-on vc while we play a game-

"You're coming in me- Wait."

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Me: "There a mAN in the WATER"

Husband: "Posiden :D"

Me: "No-"

We were playing minecraft. It was a drowned.

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Me: "What deity would I even worship"

Husband: "Well, not Thursday!"

Me: "What?"

Husband: "Thursday..That's Zeus' day..?"

Me: "What deity, not day, babe."