Ramblings about Books

[bookbaran]

Finally started listening to Voyage of the Damned and I love how Ganymedes has such a soft spot for children. He will just throw over his own plans to help out a child in need.

[bookbaran]

Started reading The Nightmare Before Kissmas because it sounded fun. The writing style is strange and I didn't connect with any of the characters, which would usually mean I wouldn't like it, but I kept reading because the world building was really fascinating.

However, I've now stalled out on it because it has committed the sin of being not very much fun, actually. Why would you take such a silly concept and make it all serious and dark???

[bookbaran]

I tried to start the Nightmare Before Christmas novelization next because Halloween and the intro was actually pretty good, but the quality of the prose just turned into a "my first chapter book" fee and I'm not reading 200+ pages of that.

[bookbaran]

I finished The House on Yeet Street and it was a very strange book (sometimes for the worse, sometimes for the better) but very compelling.

[bookbaran]

I have also been listening through The Alpha Tau books. I was incredibly impressed with Nick J Russo's performance as Dalton in The Amazing Alpha Tau Improvement Project. He made me like that book a lot more than when I read it.

However, not even he could really save The Alpha Tau Pledge Project for me. I want to like Briar, but a character whose default reaction is to lash out at and lie to everyone around him even when they're trying to help him is just really difficult for me to like.

Now I'm listening to The Alpha Tau Romeo and Juliet Project, which I was really looking forward to, but I am enjoying listening to it slightly less than I enjoyed reading it.

[bookbaran]

Also, I assumed from reading the back that the main character's secret was that he was gay, but some of this could be foreshadowing that he's actually a trans girl.

[bookbaran]

Reading a random book I found on sale at B&N called The House on Yeet Street, which I picked up because the title and bought because it's LGBT+. The writing isn't amazing, but is good enough. It has still managed to hit me right in the feels though.

[bookbaran]

I started reading The Gay Best Friend because I wanted a palate cleanser between more intense books that I have to read, but it is not, it turns out, a good palate cleanser. It's just a lot of terrible people being terrible to each other.

The main character is a spineless people pleaser whose default reaction is to lie about everything. Yet he is somehow the worst liar I have ever seen. How does anyone believe a single thing he says?

I'm not saying it's a bad book. Some people like flawed characters and messy drama. I don't.

[bookbaran]

Ok, so the main character has divulged every secret he's sworn to keep (including outing the same closeted man to four different people) because he's such a dumbass. But at least he was always a well-meaning dumbass.

But then he ended up yelling at one of his best friends over something that was not her fault and I just can't with him.

[bookbaran]

I started reading The Gay Best Friend because I wanted a palate cleanser between more intense books that I have to read, but it is not, it turns out, a good palate cleanser. It's just a lot of terrible people being terrible to each other.

The main character is a spineless people pleaser whose default reaction is to lie about everything. Yet he is somehow the worst liar I have ever seen. How does anyone believe a single thing he says?

I'm not saying it's a bad book. Some people like flawed characters and messy drama. I don't.

[bookbaran]

Really enjoying Other Words for Home. It has actual poetic devices. Instead of just telling a prose story broken up into lines like many novels told through poetry that I've read lately.

And the subject matter is important.

[soulmaking]

"Mirror" by Rita Dove

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[bibliotecasanvalentino]

[prokopetz]

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

[roachpatrol]

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country. 

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.  

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. 

[tsfennec]

It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they’re predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff… but given the chance it seems like they’d rather help us out and sometimes they’ll just randomly give you food, so???

I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we’ve got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life, but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it’s not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really… It’s just that, y’know, we can’t actually go make a deal with the faeries when there’s something we can’t figure out.

(Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world - and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.)

[absurdistocchiolism]

Okay, but that last bit with the Fae…makes almost perfect sense.

Of the stories I’ve read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure.- Just like our food to most animals.

The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae work and live by strange rules also often nonsensical or obscure to us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.

GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN….

[roachpatrol]

-they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you’re lucky, and death if you’re not.

-they have wild and unexpected parties where you’d least expect to find them, but if you’re bold enough to entertain them they’ll feed you and caress you and play with you all night.

-time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summerlands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.  

-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.

-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads.

-they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return— if they ever do— they will come back strange. they will have magic earrings or necklaces or bracelets. they will know things they shouldn’t. they won’t know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own. but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.

-the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community. 

-if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.

[mentalisttraceur-long]

This actually provides a good explanation for why you have such inconsistency about whether their wish granting is benign or perversely twisted. They can’t fully understand you or your attempts to communicate either. They grant wishes the way you would grant a squirrel’s wishes: with lots of guesswork, assumptions, and projection.

And like that trope where they grant a wish perversely and then get mad at you or punish you for being ungrateful? Looks a lot less like utterly asinine unreceptivity to criticism and a lot more like how you might react if you try to help a wild animal and it bites or claws you.

[catchymemes]

[sassychaostrash]

Vibe based knowledge yeah

[mostlyghostie]

PG & Wells, Winchester

[bookbaran]

Currently listening to an audiobook that was pretty weak writing, but there are some gems shining through. When that happens, I like to think about how I would fix the book if I were an editor.

But then I got to thinking about how I would untangle the mess that is Dragged to the Wedding and I wouldn't even know where to start.