WORLD CUP OF HOTNESS - GROUP STAGE RESULTS
Who is the 🔥HOTTEST🔥 team in the World Cup? It’s your chance to decide. We’ll do it like the World Cup, with group stages and brackets.
RESULTS ARE IN FOR THE GROUP STAGE! I’ll put the brackets up later today. I’ve got a busy weekend, so Knockouts will likely begin on Monday.
GROUP A
URUGUAY finish on top with 55% of the vote!
EGYPT finish second with 33% of the vote!
Russia takes third with 10%
Saudi Arabia finishes up with 2%
GROUP B
IRAN top the group with 44% of the vote!
SPAIN finish second with 32%
Morocco get pip third place with 13%
Despite a late rally, Portugal finish late with 12%
GROUP C
DENMARK tops with group with 38% of the vote
FRANCE’s late rally got them through the deadlock, and they finish second with 29%
Peru’s 44 votes are only enough for third, and 27% of the vote
Australia had a rough showing this year, and only finish with 7% of the vote.
GROUP D
CROATIA top the group with 43% of the vote
ICELAND get second place with 31%
No great escape for Argentina, who only grab 23% of the vote
Nigeria’s 7 votes give them 3% of the total.
GROUP E
BRAZIL’s samba kings lead the group with 46% of the vote
SERBIA grabs second with 33%
Switzerland gets third place with 15% of the vote
Costa Rica finishes off the group with 6% of the vote
GROUP F
MEXICO top with group with a stunning 58% of the vote
GERMANY pick the second spot with 27%
South Korea’s 11 votes kept them steady at 10% for third place
Sweden manage to get 5% of the vote, for last place.
GROUP G
ENGLAND top the group, commanding 49% of the vote.
BELGIUM’s Red Devils grab second with 35%
Tunisia had the most dedicated fans, and moved their team the most % points. Alas, they got to third, with 10% of the group votes.
Panama finishes last, with 6% of the vote
GROUP H
COLOMBIA top the group with 54% of the vote
JAPAN finish second, with 25% of the vote
Poland’s dedicated fans worked hard, but Poland only managed 16% of the vote (7 votes shy of Japan)
Senegal round out the group with 6% of the group.
As the person who runs WCOH, I have to say I have some feelings about Switzerland’s low showing, because they’re practically a team of Disney Princes, and I don’t particularly see Serbia’s charm. But the Slavs came out in force because Croatia also SLAMMED Group D even though I think Argentina is hotter and yes, I’m biased. A little sad that Senegal and Nigeria had such poor showings, because they both had some REAL FINE MEN on their sides but, unfortunately, I think the African teams didn’t get as much love as they deserved in general.
But I made it democratic, so I suppose I can only blame me. :D

















