science jokes and puns sentence starters inspired by this website ---
“did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? it went ok.”
“if the silver surfer and iron man team up, they’d be alloys.”
“if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.”
“the photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. he says, ‘no, i’m traveling light.’”
“organic chemistry is difficult. those who study it have alkynes of trouble.”
“did you just mutate for a stop codon? because you’re talking nonsense!”
“how did the english major define microtome on his biology exam? an itsy bitsy book.”
“what did gregor mendel say when he founded genetics? woopea!”
“i wish i was adenine, then i could get paired with you.”
“two chemists go into a bar. the first one says, ‘i think i’ll have an h20.’ the second one says, ‘i think i’ll have an h20, too,’ and he died.”
“a couple of biologists had twins. they named one jessica and the other control.”
“did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? their names are polly, ethel, and ian.”
“why can you never trust atoms? they make up everything!”
“what element is a girl’s future best friend? carbon.”
“i had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.”
“biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.”
“the name’s bond---ionic bond---taken, not shared.”
“why are chemists great for solving problems? they have all the solutions!”
“what do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? a ferrous wheel!”
“what did the male stamen say to the female pistil? ‘i like your style.’”
“did you hear about the famous microbiologist who visited thirty different countries and spoke six languages? he was a man of many cultures!”
“a fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-l-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. apparently he was ambidextrose.”
“girl, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.”
“what is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? pull down its genes!”
“what did the conservative biologist say? ‘the only cleavage i want to see is at the cellular level!’”
“do you want to hear a potassium joke? k!”
“baby, i wish i were dna helicase so i could unzip your genes.”