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duckdotcom

are you mad at me? would you like to be

memorycycle

does anyone wanna do carrots and celery with dip together

diybreastreduction-deactivated2

who up delaying the inevitable

deanwinchesterapologist

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

witchofimber

I think the cool thing about Benoit Blanc is how he is never, in his mind and on screen, the hero. He is the helper. He puzzles things out. But as he tells Helen, there's a limit to what he can do.

Actually, no, that's not even true. He COULD have blown up the house with Klear himself. He COULD have proved Ransom was responsible without also proving to Marta that she is, in fact, a good nurse. But it was Helen's vengeance to take, and it was Marta's house to claim, and he knows that he's a guest in their stories.

dailyflicks

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022, dir. Rian Johnson

consultingwives

I just love how the knives out franchise’s whole deal is like, rich people building a stack of kindling from their most prized possessions and Benoit handing a woman of color a match and going like “I’m not responsible for what happens next 🤷🏼‍♂️”

august-landry

In short, the human brain is a mess. // Project Hail Mary // Andy Weir

rorschachisgay

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

rorschachisgay

not now jack there's been a murder

metalgearsolid2

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands