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Glad to know my school has a toilet army protecting us

#toilet #funny #toilet army #peestol #maintenance #highschool #completely irregular posting schdule

Mad respect

#respect #cars #bikething #55milesanhour #he is my spirit animal #they see me rolling

I peaked in elementary school

#whelp #acceptance #elementary school #wish me luck #fate accepted

My friend was looking for a Steven King short story and ended up dowloading a cookbook

#cooking #cookbook #stephen king #funny #how does this happen #the recipes were killer

Someone just called me a closeted twilight fan and I’m kind of upsetti spaghetti about it

#text post #twilight #insult #funny #upsetting #mildly offended

Have you ever had a certain person like something that you like and every ounce of your being revolts against them liking that things. How could THEY like it. And it’s not necessarily that you don’t want other people to like the thing it’s just you don’t want that certain person to ruin for you?

#text post #people #relatable #favorite #random thoughts #weird things #weird things i do

I just saw Aquaman and it as a pretty good movi but I have one question:

HOW THE F*CK DID THE FLARE STAY LIT UNDERWATER IN THE TRENCH SCENE?

DID I MISS SOMETHING?! DID MERA CREATE AN AIR BUBBKE AROUND IT OR SOMETHING?!

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO ANGRY?

#aquaman #plot holes #what #angry #confused #good movie #but why

Cows bloat when they die

#fun facts #random facts #why #dead #cows

Mood #3

“Roses are red

Grass is green

You always yee haw

But never haw yee”

-my friend

#puns #punny #funny #terrible #terrific

Mood #2

“I’m gay, I’m confused, and I want to go home.”

-girl in my math class

#gay #mood #moodpost #funny #text post #math #confused #i’m done

The time our local pool forgot to take down one of their Halloween decorations. It was February

Mood #1

“Tonight let’s make some self-destructive decisions”

Now series of mood posts

Based on things other people or I have said

#mood #moodpost #new #series

You know those cylindrical cookies that have chocolate inside them? Those are the best mf things in the world

Today I had to take a quiz in a math class I’m not ordinarily in because in MY geometry class was reviewing said quiz(I was absent so I didn’t take it with everyone else) Anyways I was casually failing school when I heard battery acid being mentioned. Obviously I had to see what was going on

The class natives had taken a phone battery and BROKE IT IN HALF. The battery got increasingly hotter so naturally hot patoto was played with it around the room. Then IT STARTED SMOKING AND THE WHOLE CLASS SMELLED LIKE SH*T AND THE TEACHER (finally) NOTICED AND CALLED SECURITY

The janitor came in, picked up the (burning hot) battery, wiped off the table and left in a matter of 10 seconds. No joke he left the classroom like this:

#battery acid #school #math #what happens when you see a non-honors math class in the wild #funny #janitor #badass #badass janitor #oblivious math teacher

The f*ck you think you’re doin’

#dogs #jealousy #dogs are great #wholesome pupper

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