Goth Valley Girl

indefinite hiatus

[lmm-43]

I wanna wake up in 2008 watching Disney channel. Everything was simple back then.

[flowerniji]

Sense Of Time Tour Pamphlet [ 1994 ].part2

[purereem]

when little kids call you pretty it hits different

[leahberman]

[im-moving-yo-blog]

“you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

[sugar-cafe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE6d0AWD9iS/

[chandra-telescope]

you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[dailymusicqueens]

MEGAN THEE STALLION Photographed for GQ’s Men of the Year issue (2020)

[ryebreadgf]

you keep sending assassins to kill me but every single one falls in love with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Actually I’m pretty sure the number of bones for both of those is 0

[wesleythebuck]

Actually gummy worms have Gelatin, made from scrap animal parts including the bones of cattle.

So unfortunately gummy worms DO have bones in them and therefore have more bones than actual worms so…

@just-shower-thoughts has it right this time.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Do….. do I really have to explain that gelatin is different than bones? Like actually?

[graveyardstuffers-deactivated20]

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

[hetmagischelandvanolaf]

Hahahha true so relatable

[ronchelina]

[joannadisciple-deactivated20210]

Make Premarital Sex Socially Unacceptable Again.

[mopsy-s]

Make Controlling Others Lives By Social Norms And Gossip Forever Unacceptable.

[bookslikeloleetah]

As cute and nice as this speech was, it would've been legendary if the guys actually called out the corrupt governments and shady politicians that helped put us this situation in the first fucking place 🙃

[shittymoviedetails]

Don’t take business advice from a Disney movie

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Turns out SweatBeans99, who drew the New Guy comic, still lacks all self-awareness or sense of guilt.

Or humor.

I like how she acts sympathetic to “the poor workers” while actively screwing them over.

And of course the NPCs showed up.

[ultramaga]

Worker: What you do hurts workers. Commie: Ok, boot-licker!

[siryouarebeingmocked]

“You know these big companies we call evil? That supposedly screw over workers at the drop of a hat? They’d never fire someone over failing to stop a theft!”

[just-a-cruel-white-man]

Ah, but you forgot about all the whataboutism in the replies.

Ah, yes, Birds of Prey. A movie that was universally acclaimed and that absolutely no one criticized.

The difference between this comic and GTA is that this comic is actively glorifying what’s being done (“don’t worry about it, it’s a victimless crime, it only hurts the big mean corporations”), plus the tweet literally says “be crimes do gay”.

Also, of course, you have the usual strawman (“You only hate this comic because the author is LGBT+, and you hate LGBT+ people !”), and bonus points for the BLM in the person’s name.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

>#I worked in a small bar the student association in my old high school created #Can’t count the number of times a coworker had to pay for reparations after people sneaked in the back and stole shit

Apparently people tried the LGBTbaiting for the New Guy comic too. I haven’t seen a single negative person who cared about the fact she’s LGBT. Not one.

I like how Elle - and her gigantic Adam’s apple - is trying to be bold and brash but can’t even use the F word.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

I decided this shouldn’t stay in the tags actually