locally hated

sarrah | adelaide

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

[starlit-meadow]

[beardedmrbean]

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[foc-si-stele]

In a room full of people I’m looking for the door.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

[kosmogrl]

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[cannibalchicken]

[quixoticanarchy]

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid