Books, Movies, and the color Green

plz don’t make me work

[midgetbug]

I just finished watching it and I already miss them.

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

[important-animal-images]

[brightlotusmoon]

And that made me cry smiling because I knew that and didn't actually think about it until right now 🥹

[boyfriend-beater]

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

[lost-lycaon]

Yeen mom is the best mom

[nettleandmilkweed]

baby is like "i kiss u" and mom is like "i kiss u MORE" which definitely transcends species

[coffee-and-cusswords]

LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:

-i need to be held

-i’m fine

-i’m beyond saving

-we’re back

-it’s over

-swag city

[zazrichor]

D E V O T I O N

[important-animal-images]

[radienthater]

let’s be shielded by mama

[serendipititties]

biting my mama

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

baggy shorts and a oversized t shirt no bra

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[wiiwheel]

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

[stereomike]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[fairycosmos]

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

[clownstowns]