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I’m sorry i don’t care what reality you are living in the real people fiction reality I am living in Freddie has fucked both gold winning captains america and flexing

cutevirgo

okay so auston at freddies wedding yes or no??? was there gay tension at the wedding or no

#???? have not seen evidence but also have been busy #freddie andersen

lakevida

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

pinene

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

lakevida

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

#I’ve used the phrase minor league misandrist before #and that I was gonna be a major leaguer one day

mysterypuppys

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

#she built my prison and her own with the help of her mother and I’m the asshole for saying no thank you gender prison

anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

jessss-ica

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

amazoogle

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

need to get out into the woods for my bday next month or anywhere in this godforsaken country I can enjoy some alone time without spending a few william dollars but everything is on fire in late August sooooo

#trying to do outdoorsy stuff last week of August??? got as FUUUUUCXXK KKK #p

tall

6mayhem

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

quinnactually

that's MS. substance abuser to you

6mayhem

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

just a quick stop at the grocery store for some basics is $100 not even a ball out or meander around for things kind of trip a lemme spend 20 minutes MAX price of yogurt has me questioning if I should just go back to the prepackaged since idk if I’m even saving any money when a quart is $8 like it’s fine I guess

#p #it’s fine unless anyone is willing to help me further prepare for the end times because this canNOT continue #we as humans have created some really inventive ways to get rich people to reel in their abuses of power