Excerpts From Books Not Yet Written

My name is Jyoji. 39 Half-Korean Pan He/Him. I write excerpts from books that have yet to be written. I hope they inspire you to finish the story, create a wonderful work of art, or entertain you. I also write and play ttrpgs.

[valexarts]

Close ups 💫

[soymoss]

starling

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[bitchesgetriches]

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

[rayneydayss]

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

[hereissomething]

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

[weirdsatellites]

MASINT #464 from PROWLER (CLASSIFIED) 1. Department Y5 2. Pallets of Souls

[booksnotyetwritten]

Seems like a really outlying part of heaven or hell where no one of note goes near and where they just stick overflow souls.

“I got transferred.”

“Oh? Where too.”

“Department Y5…”

“Ohhhh. Shit dude sorry. Maybe we can catch a meal for your centennial lunch break.”

“Pffft. Like you’d make the trip.”

“Fair. That place is in the boonies.”

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[booksnotyetwritten]

Made pins for the kids’ Root TTRPG characters.

[arrantknave]

hamlet 5.2

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

TICK TOCK, Y'ALL

[booksnotyetwritten]

Puts the TTRPG suggestion of “Just use bears” into new perspective.

[drownedinmoonlight]

Curved sticks laid around a river boulder. Took longer to find the sticks than to make the work. Woody creek, Colorado. 16 September 2006. © Andy Goldsworthy

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

[gastronauticsyd]

The Screenshot (2014)

[fredersen]

The Reblog (2014)

[toratiger-deactivated20211204]

Bahahahaha love this

[processintegrated]

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

[grumpygreenwitch]

The Revival (2026)

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (x)

[victusinveritas]

Moebius aka Jean Giraud aka Gir aka Jean Henri Gaston Giraud, born Jean Alphone Gaston Giraud (French, 1938-2012, b. Nogent-sur-Marne, France, d. Paris, France) - Tribute to Hayao Miyazaki’s character Nausicaä (Titled Hommage À Nausicaä Par Moebius).

[aroloverboy]

[cerastes]

Ever since a friend pointed it out, I’ve not stopped being able to notice that a lot of modern horny art has ring lamp reflections on the subject’s skin, and apparently this happens because artists don’t know that ring lamps are designed for faces, but a lot of artists use onlyfans material as reference apparently; onlyfans creators have these lights for their more interactive stuff (video calls and such) in front of their computer where it’d make sense to set up a ring lamp.

So you end up with art where the girl is lavishly posing her curves in a damp, moist cave as tentacles encroach on her… And for some reason she’s got a ring lamp reflection on her fat thigh, implying Tentacle Creature has a decently pricy lighting set up in the fuckpit.

[yanguang]

boooo 孔丘