Freeza: We're here to make this your last Freeza Day on Earth.
Cooler: Seriously, it's always got to be about you, doesn't it?
Freeza: Well, that is what father said.
Cooler: He also said he loved us both equally.
Freeza: Well, you know how fond father was of jokes!
Cooler: And that's why he had you second, punchline!
Trunks: This is really uncomfortable.
Gohan: Yeah. That's Christmas.
-"Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Plan to Eradicate Christmas"













