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I thought this was going to be a fandom blog. Recent inspection has revealed that it is in fact 98% animals. I'm not complaining.

[pxdaleckiss]

But seriously if you don't love Drake & Josh there's something wrong with you, I mean

[boomboomtssh]

when i first start shipping something: i need a heart wrenching fic that really captures the characters' darkness along with an intriguing plot to keep me on my toes

after a while: awww yeah bagel au

[shencomix]

[cannabisexual]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[blushbuntings]

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

[kobikb-deactivated20160904]

When not only you’re done with the paper, but the paper is done with you.

[rionhunter]

[tthumbelina]

when someone thinks you’re cool

[ushidoshi]

This update is a mistake.

[officialunitedstates]

my professor put a copyright warning at the end of his syllabus like calm down bro i wont steal it i promise

[bitchycode]

ugh

[fallhound]

I shitpost when I’m feeling down

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

but u always shitpost

[fallhound]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[idgaf-vibes]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

[guygirder]

[jennytrout]

I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of laughing at it.

[jovan]

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

[uffie-deactivated20150303]

[hedgehog-goulash7]

Snow leopards and their giant nommable tails

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEHOLD DOGS

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT