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escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

pansexualkiba

jstor derulo

hollanderthoughts

Well of course there’s shame. There’s always shame.

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

#this is why basketball is the most superior sport #points are happening all the time!

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

#this is in fact what my mom called it growing up #paleo diet ass dinner

simena

Anastasia Yarygina

taxidermycatgirl

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

#wet specimen

batavias

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

Seagulls are endangered in Norway so people cant touch them, but they still hate them, so they’ve invented a type of kite that acts as a seagull scarecrow

#feebee fun facts #I spent quite a while being like what the hell is wrong with that bird #before it was explained to me #also seagulls being endangered is so wild #also also the idea of an endangered species that people still hate is very funny to me

happy belated birthday. miss you

If this is who I suspect it is, I miss you too. I think about you frequently, especially now

#sorry I missed this in my inbox #I’ve been traveling and this app doesn’t give notifs about asks #was in Prague this week actually

moveslikekeithrichards

stylish little bakeries are like "everything is so much better with old cereal on top" and their hearts are in the right places but it isnt entirely correct

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.