shortcake

yip yip mf

[ibustedanat]

flameo hotman and wang fire, ur honour

their royal hotnesses never changed

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: Look, I know you think I can’t think straight because I like Zuko a little bit.

Katara: Well yeah, there’s nothing straight about it.

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: Katara told me that if Zuko is mad at me I should shut all the jars really tightly so he asks me to open it.

Sokka: Earlier he wanted something from a jar and couldn’t open it.

Aang: Sooo he got you to open it?

Sokka: He smashed the jar, Aang. He fucking smashed it.

[ibustedanat]

Zuko: Stop it, Sokka. You’re ruining my reputation.

Sokka: Then get off of my lap.

Zuko: No.

[ibustedanat]

Zuko: I promise on my father’s life I am not into Sokka.

Aang: That’s funny, you don’t even like your father-

Aang:

Zuko:

Aang: WAIT YOU’RE INTO SOKKA?!

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: Zuko, what should I be for Halloween?

Zuko: My boyfriend.

Sokka: You’re right. That’s scary.

Zuko: …

[ibustedanat]

Zuko: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours.

Sokka: Why do you say that?

Zuko: Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: being gay isn’t a choice

Sokka: *grabs Zuko’s hand* it’s a game and i’m winning

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: *accidentally brushes Zuko’s hand with his own*

Zuko: *aggressively holds Sokka’s hand* fucking commit to it.

[ibustedanat]

Zuko: [walks into kitchen] Is something burning?

Sokka: [leans seductively against the counter] Just my desire for you.

Zuko: Sokka, the toaster is on fire.

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: haha hey guys do you dare me to make out with Zuko?

Katara, Aang, Toph: no

Sokka: [shaking his head and chuckling] I can’t believe you guys are making me do this

Katara, Aang, Toph: we’re not

Zuko: shut up let the man talk

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: oh no! There’s only one bed! Looks like we’ll have to share!

Zuko: What are you talking about there’s another bed right here-

Sokka: LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE TO SHARE!!

[ibustedanat]

Toph: I dare you to prank call Hakoda.

Sokka: Is that it? Easy.

Sokka: *takes phone out* Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling daddy.

Sokka: NO NO NO

[Zuko’s phone rings]

[ibustedanat]

*Sokka and Zuko hugging*

Zuko: is your hand on my ass

Sokka: it was an accident

Zuko: your hand is still on my ass

Sokka: *squeezing* …still an accident

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: *drinking a Sunny D*

Zuko: someone’s thirsty

Sokka: *chokes*

[ibustedanat]

Sokka: I’m dating Zuko

Katara: So what size does his sunny d come in

Aang: KATARA

[ibustedanat]

Zuko: It’s so dark in here

Sokka: Don’t worry sunny boy

Sokka: *stomps foot*

Sokka: *sketchers light up*

Zuko: What in the literal fuck