Boon-County_Citizen9858

shtupid mewgenics rp blog. asks welcome

[boon-countycitizen9858]

OK let's get this over with

Names Billy jow Bones (don't u EVEN DARE TO laugh) I moved in to Boon County quite recently and now i have 4 cats breaking into mah house and turning my microwave into a bomb.

( OOC: Blog Rules! )

Before Bill moved into Boon County he used to live in a small rural town in Texas (whose water was poisoned with LSD) also every other resident was a part of one of the countless local cults

Any pronouns work. just don't be a dick

Mod's a minor but I've seen some shit so yeah

Asks Open 24/7. there might be sometimes delays from time 2 time. but I'll try

I am kinda new to the whole roleplay thing but i didnt pass reading comprehension for nothin' ;)

Bill is also addicted to his "meds" (it's mostly just caffeine pills and placebo)

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ya know, waht i miss about Vayward? the cayotes man... oh the cayotes

imagine tis: yer sitting on yer buddy's porch, eatin some fish on a cob and drinkin' tater tot juice and then a cayote comes up to y'all begging for food like a lost pup.O-or you're drivin' home from teh church, ya round a corner and tehre's a cayote sleeping in the driveway, and ya can't park cuz the cayote's in tha way

heh... good times

[2p0abandoned]

omg sup ama lookin' for a cat, tehir 'bout your height, also got an extra head, one big ol' eye. I've been looking for tehm all week

(*mr yeehaw seems in especially horrid shape today, almost like he got hit by a truck and just got done slaughtering the driver with nothin' but his hands*)

@boon-countycitizen9858

"..."

She looks up at him and blinks with her singular eye.

"Hm. I wonder where They could be."

[boon-countycitizen9858]

never mind. found him

(* he holds the small feline in his hands*)

h̸͔̯̮̺̳̓͒̒̐̈́̒͛̌̆̌̿̿́̿̅̃͂͠ị̴̡̨̢͍̗͚̺̠̾̾̅̈́̀͌̎͌̑̈͛̑̈́̈͒̓̈́̈́̽̾

...

ignore taht

[time-fcuked]

uhhh Steven... u won't mind if i make a time bomb to prevent a paradox right? i can go ahead and do it right?

"I mean, I guess it's not so bad if it's to prevent a paradox...?"

"But if you fcuk it up, I'll END YOU!"

[boon-countycitizen9858]

nice. i promise to not mess this up

(*he's hauling a giant nike made entirely of radios in a wheelbarrow *)

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ooc: it meant to say nuke not nike FCUK

[time-fcuked]

uhhh Steven... u won't mind if i make a time bomb to prevent a paradox right? i can go ahead and do it right?

"I mean, I guess it's not so bad if it's to prevent a paradox...?"

"But if you fcuk it up, I'll END YOU!"

[boon-countycitizen9858]

nice. i promise to not mess this up

(*he's hauling a giant nike made entirely of radios in a wheelbarrow *)

[d-f-girl]

(*a kitten stands on its deformed paws, you can barely tell taht this is a cat. with its double head and ears + it's conjoined eyes, and general mutations *)

h̵̥̱̑̒̏̒̓͐͊̍̌͘ͅè̶̦̒̈́́̓̕̕͘͠͝ṋ̴̢̢̢̤̞͇̖̩͉̥̯͖̹̭̭̫̰͓̗͔͈̱̞̘́̊̀̋̀͆̿̈́̍̆̒̆͗̐̑̅̇̈́̅̕̕͘͝͝l̷̺̞̪̤͕̤̞̫͖͈̫̄̋̓̇̉̕͝ļ̶̛̠͍̳͍̮͙̼͚̘̭̪̮̫́̃͊́̽̈́̿̔́͆̀̄͌͋̓̎̓͛͗͋̿͊̒̀̕͘ó̸̢̨̢̘͉̺̙̻̝̯͖̝̲̫̺̼̜̺͕̥̘̊͌̽̃̇͆ͅ ̷̢̟̳͚͙̦̫̜͍̞̯̟̫͇̻̻̩̤̫̜̻̖̔̋̋͌̐͆͑͒̍̈̊̊͛̈́̓̄̎̾͋̚ț̴̡̢̞̗͉͓̬̘͂̆͛̈́͊̔͂͊́͜͠ḥ̴͈͂̏e̶̡͇̳̫̪̬̜̜̬̰̞̞̿̄̈́̏͛̈́͜͜͝r̶̢̡̰̤̲̥͚̙̼̟̫͇̝̱̖̖̂̅ͅŗ̸̨͈̲̪̱͚̠̪̙̪̬̦͎̙͎̭̇͛̐̊̀̀̀͑̎̆͌̾͐͒͛̒̽͗̐̕͘͘͠͠ę̶̛͉̮͔̤͖̮͖̹̖͎͔͓̈̆̔͑͗͋̀̀̑͑̕.̷̡̢̢̨̣̬̯̹̽͌̔͌̀̍̄̆͆̆̆̇̕͘͝͝͠͠ ̸͓͉̻̫̳͖̼̹̰̹̟̪͉̺͙̝̩̳̐̄̊̏̍̌́͊̉͊̂̂͒͐̑̓͐́̑͊͘̕͜͝͝ͅͅḑ̵̢͓̤̹͎̟͍̭̦͖̬̲͍̠̰̙̭͚͆̈̿̾̽̏́̈́͌͒̚œ̵̛̺̯͓͆̿̽́͆̓͑̀̕̕͝͝ ̴̧̛̞̪̻͎̲̺̥̙͚͓͉͎͎͖̝̩̘͔̂̂́́́͂͆̈́̍̈̍͆̀̆͒̊̒͆͋̂̃͐͐̎̎͜ù̸̡̮̳͓͕̩͈̙̞̹̰̮̼̝̜͙͌̊͆̄̋͂̀̃͋̍͆̐̅̍̆̿̃̈̿̿͊̕͘̚ͅͅo̴͍̟̻̞͚͎̪̞̙̦͍̤͉͙̺͓̩̝͍͔̅̽̉͛̈́̆͑͂͛̈́͋̄̋̅͜͜͝͝ỳ̴̮̮͕̟͚̘̄̈́͊͗̾́̕ ̶̨̡̧̢̱̮̬̣̳̘͇̳̠̻͚͖̪̫̱̹͖̙̫̬̰̂̃͐̃̌͒͐͂͑̒͋̽͑̆͊̔̌̅̽̽̂̓͆̕͜͝͠ͅh̵̨̧͍͔̠͕͕͙͉̜̬͕͚̗̗͎̮̤̖̖̰͌̑̓̎͐̔̏̈́͐̓̓͌̓̏͆̎̈́͗̉͘̚͠ą̸̲͕̲̟̝͔̗̩͓̻͈̉̅̒͆̈́͌͛̽̈́̀̎̋̇͊̚̕͠͝v̷̧̘͓̍̓̊̓̋̌̽͗̊̑̍̈̾̒̚͝ê̷͍̤̣̾̈́̒̊͠ͅ ̴̛̼̮̘̘̖́̆̿̊ą̴̳͖͈̯̞͙̭̙̦͍͔͇͖͇͓̪̗̲͙͉̰͇̻̺̱̐͋̊̆̆̇̈́̀́̀́̆͛̚͝͝ͅņ̴̢̳̻͉͔̱͈̪̹̣͇͍̗͖̺͍̝̫̳̰̫̤͚̀̄̒͑̍̊͘ͅỵ̵̛͇͓̥̭̳̱̠̖̹̹͔̒̔͊̐̂̇̎́̄̽̒͐̓̀̓͑̔̓͊̌̏͘͝͠ ̷̢̥͙͚͖͕̯͕̭͉̜͖̦̳̙̞͌̉̍̇̌̕̚͜ẗ̵̢̮̱̙̩̞̤͈̦̭̤͇͖̹̮̘͔͇́̄͊̍͊̽͊̾̑̿̈́̏̐̔̍͊̆̕ų̴̡̨̢̡̠̝̣͖̻̝̮͖̠̝͍̭̭̫̭̦̘͈̈́ņ̵̧̧̛̬̩̪̺̙͓̯̮̬̙͎͛̎̎́̃̑̾̑͂̀̑̃̍͠ǣ̸̛͉̪̲̲̮͎͕̲̳̲̥̼̘̅̒͛̋̃̎͠.̵̣̏̈́͗̄̓̈́́̈̑̈́̈́̇̉̅̿̾͑͋͊̚ ̸̢̛̛̻̪̦̫̰͔̺̹̬̳̭͆̍́̊̐̇͗̾͐̑̒̿́̑̅͐̈́̾̐̽̕͘͠p̴̧̧̨͇̫̭͙͍̱̙̦̫̦͍͙͔̲̼̗͙̞̹̱͒̔̂̆͑̉̀̽͋͗̂̊͜͠l̵͔͚̩͖̲̬̓̈́̈́̉͊̎̐̑̋̉́̂͆̚͘̚̚͝͝͝e̶̢̧̠̯̖͉̥͍̤̪̰͈̱̫̟̗̙̣͚͙̬̮͚̍͆̈́̈́̉̈̇́̚͘͜à̴̡͉̬̝̟͈̻̺̪̗̣̳͚̘̜̫͊̑̍̓́̎̂͐̅̄̓̊̇͆̔̇͋̾͜͝͠͝s̷̪̤̞̘̞̋̎̾̑̋̀͑̀̽̌̽̔̆̄̐̈̔̇̀͌̍͘͝͝͠e̸̛̛͖̩̘̘̯̼͔̜̖͛̅̆́̋̊͊̐̈́͋̄̽̐́̌̚͝͝ͅ ̷̢̡̢̛͍̞̲͎̹̺͔͚̣̙̯͕̈̽̃̉̆̆̃̈́͋̓̇̉̃̀̓̆̂̓͌̕͝8̷̡̢̰̙͈̘̮̫̬̹̹̞̙̩̟̫͍̲͍̳͚̼͚̰̘̫́̅̿́̊͒͒̍͛͜}̵̡̝̫̟͈̜̤̦̩̹̠̗͖͔̱͙̜̟͚̖̏̈̅̾̏̾ͅͅ

(*wtf*)

' ' aaaAAAUH!?! ' '

(Jumped onto marlbot)

' ' it's just a cat, marl.. ' '

[boon-countycitizen9858]

JEZUS H ANTI-CHRIST THERE YOU ARE!

am sorry but Martini been missing for like a WEEK, ill handle it from here.

(*he takes the abomination of a feline oto his shoulder, and begins repremanding it for running away*)

y̴͂͜ơ̸̙̞͋ù̴̳̱ ̵̟̀c̸͎̃͠ͅà̴̡n̶̩͔͘'̷͚̜̿̄t̸̲͛̋ ̸͓̞͊b̷̧̽e̴̛̳̖ ̴͖͋͐r̴̼͇̈́ų̷͔̇n̴̢̧̆̈ñ̴̟̅i̴̪̘͌̓n̵̨͔̐'̸͔̗̊͗ ̴̘͕̍͂ã̶̡w̸̓̽͜ä̴̝̟y̸͕͂̌ ̵̪͇̍̆ḽ̵̣̕í̸̢̩̉k̴͔͂ë̶͙́̕ ̴̢̈ẗ̸̩̌ȟ̸̙̺̒a̶͍͛̿t̸͕̔ ̶̩͖̆w̸̲͊ḩ̷̝̎é̸͉ń̴ͅe̷͜͠v̶̤̓͝ẹ̷͆̕ŗ̶̛̯ ̵̙̅̕ý̷̗̌ȁ̵̙ ̴̟́w̶̡̭͝a̶̠̦̕n̴̜͛t̴̫̍,̶͓̝̂ ̵̢̟̀̕e̸̝͛s̸̼͎̍p̶̻̳̍e̸̮͑c̴̲̖͐̉i̷̼̼̿̕a̸̱̳͂̽ľ̸̨͇͘ĺ̵͉͔y̴̗̏̿͜ ̷͚̬̈́̚w̶̬͆h̷́͜e̴͈͗ņ̴̫̇̄ ̵͎̋͊ỹ̸̱͝ȅ̸̜̝̌r̵͇̭̉́ ̴̹̞̈͠p̴̫̿̉å̶̦̬w̵̙̯͋s̵͖͇̈́͛ ̸̯̂b̸̞̂r̵͇͈̀̍o̶̡͋k̶̪̰̈̈́ě̵̗n̸̋̍ͅ ̶̬̈́͝i̶̟̜̅̾n̵̹͂ ̷̫͕̃̾l̵̢̈̕i̸̹̠̎̈́k̵̢̫̎̌ẹ̸̘̃ ̴̝̾3̶͎͉̿̇ ̷̹͑d̷̳̉i̵͎̊̕f̵̘̠̃̓f̴̬̅͑e̶̱̻͝ŕ̸͉͍e̸͎̕͠ņ̸̭͑̑t̶̼̆ ̸̻̌p̸̧̛͓̋l̶̛̩ḁ̷̌c̵̯̫͛̄e̴̦͂ͅs̶̭̠̄ ̸̩̺͋̅

(* the cat seems embarrassed, but happy*)

[nonas-hashtag1-boy]

hey me again

i have a questio? why does one of the radios have like a paw print

(*he shows you teh radio and sure a shit, theres a paw print with visible signs of him trying to wash it of*)

i don't really mind, nor care about it. i'm just curious

@boon-countycitizen9858

That one? OH!!! It's a special treasure from the Nona Cat!

You know, the magic cat that floats around from time to time, touching furniture and making it cooler? I don't know why he does that, but it does probably give good fortune or something, so... be glad!

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ohh... nice

[boon-countycitizen9858]

Ey billy

What would you do if you were the president of the USA

oh man idk, so much power...

hmm, probably limit access to guns (Nothin' much just put like a lil card or some shit)

[child-of-vale]

sup. u wouldn't have happen to spot a certain cat? ya'know, small, dust grey, got 2 heads, a crooked smile and one big eye?

Taht scoundrel got too teh salt last monday and am still lookin' for taht dimwit

@boon-countycitizen9858

No I don’t think I have, sounds like some freak of a cat

[boon-countycitizen9858]

aww man :(

(*he walks of, poor guy*)

[clawsia-the-clown]

Ravine wanted someone to tell you that magnus is an all muscle, no brain idiotic moron who doesn’t even know how to control his own anger issues.

If She isn't telling You this personally, it seems like She's not ready to be on speaking terms just yet.

”oh hell no. Tell her to pull up. We’re bout to fight on this shit.”

[boon-countycitizen9858]

go ahead ama record

[summersravine]

Clawsia is calling Dack a scrawny little shit.

“..oh so now i have to beat her ass then. Well tell her that magnus is an all muscle, no brain idiotic moron who doesn’t even know how to control his own anger issues.”

*ravine was pretty pissed*

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ooohohohoho teh girls are fighting hol on ama record y'alls fight

(*this will be teh battle of teh century*)

[thecrackofdoom]

hey haven't ya seen some weird cat?, saw him run into teh lab and i'm like 90% you're from there¹.

they were kinda short, got 2 heads and one big eye

@boon-countycitizen9858

"The Lab?" Her tone sours significantly at the mere mention of it.

"Yes, I've seen her before. She's no one worth interacting with, unless you'd like a creepy little nuisance poking around that head of yours."

"Though from that accent you've got, I doubt she'd find anything in there, except for piles of hay and horse manure."

[boon-countycitizen9858]

was taht supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

anyway thanks

[thecrackofdoom]

"You're welcome."

She doesn't elaborate. It was probably an insult.

[thecrackofdoom]

hey haven't ya seen some weird cat?, saw him run into teh lab and i'm like 90% you're from there¹.

they were kinda short, got 2 heads and one big eye

@boon-countycitizen9858

"The Lab?" Her tone sours significantly at the mere mention of it.

"Yes, I've seen her before. She's no one worth interacting with, unless you'd like a creepy little nuisance poking around that head of yours."

"Though from that accent you've got, I doubt she'd find anything in there, except for piles of hay and horse manure."

[boon-countycitizen9858]

was taht supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

anyway thanks

[laptoppenny]

*Clawsia seemed to be roaming back again in this persons inbox..she seemed to have left a small coin for them..! Could she want something?*

-@clawsia-the-clown

A coin? Hm... I have an idea.

A bag of Catnip for you.

[boon-countycitizen9858]

DUDE!? YA KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO STOP?! (cuz i don't)

[nonas-hashtag1-boy]

sup. got any radios for sell?

i need a lot of radios for... okay i just need them

@boon-countycitizen9858

Oh! Radios? I think I got around... 10 of 'em! From all day and ages, too! I don't know how to multiply stuff doe, so imagine 40 coins per radio and you got your total!

...it'll just take me a while to gather them all, though. Gulp.

[boon-countycitizen9858]

400 coins? eh yaeh sure. deals a deal

[nonas-hashtag1-boy]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!! I'M RICH! Hold on! Let me go get them!

[ Baby jack rushes into the back of the shack... ] [ CRASH! BAM! WAAAAMP! HIIIIIIIISSS!!! MEOOOOOOOWWW! BOOM!!!! ... ] [ After a long while of shuffling and struggling, he comes back pushing a couple of boxes foward. ]

Ufgh! I think that's all of them.

That's the most I can do today with one arm and all those scratches...

Hope you enjoy! ^u^

[boon-countycitizen9858]

hold on, gotta count them. one , two, thre- yup ten

anyway here's ya cash (don't spend it all in one day hehe)

(*he give you the money, takes the radios, puts them all in a sack, and leaves*)

was pleasure doin' business with ye

[nonas-hashtag1-boy]

sup. got any radios for sell?

i need a lot of radios for... okay i just need them

@boon-countycitizen9858

Oh! Radios? I think I got around... 10 of 'em! From all day and ages, too! I don't know how to multiply stuff doe, so imagine 40 coins per radio and you got your total!

...it'll just take me a while to gather them all, though. Gulp.

[boon-countycitizen9858]

400 coins? eh yaeh sure. deals a deal

[boon-countycitizen9858]

hey, record me doing this cool trick!

*i attempt a back flip but i break my neck on accident instead*

okay!

(*the neck break happens*)

... oh nice. i've made a snuff film, this will go for a lot on darkweb