Boon-County_Citizen9858

shtupid mewgenics rp blog. asks welcome

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ask for the little owner here, so this is an ooc thing

do you have a list of all the lil guys in this tumblr? or... GASP, DESIGNS??? 👀

oh yaeh i meant to make character chart for all teh 5 cats (technically 7) but i can list em here

Fiery - "explosive expert" tinkerer archetype, de-facto leader, charismatic, if a bit... well, stupid at times (how do you think he lost half his face?)

Dew - theif/tank hybrid, quiet, antisocial, but cares about teh rest (especially Shady and Martini)

Mellow - cleric taht turned to necromancy after teh death of his wife and 2 kits (he doesn't want to talk about how they died). deserted his old group because of felling liek his skills were "wasted on his team" (he was right, tehy sucked). also has anger management issues but hey, he tries

m̶̢̻̩̭̳̫͙̈ą̵̨̧̝͚̖̫̩̺́́̏̂r̶̨͙͈̭̰̬̰̫͎͛̈̈̅͗̚͠͝ͅt̵̢̢͙͚͍̖̳͉̯̪͍̐̒͊̂̐̂̈́̿̂̕͘͠í̵̢̢̢͉̘͇̘̞̙̞͔͉͖͓̘̊̊n̴̡̡̢͎͕̣̣̜̮̞̹̪̖͋í̵̺͗̒̈̂̑̅̀̓̉͂̌̒͘͝- mentally youngest in the group (growing up in a torture dimension will do taht to ya). very mutated and deformed. Was born under Maggies "care" and given to Beanies (who somehow managed to teleport it to teh static- a place taht Billy bow joens is deeply related to). they're clueless but they'd die for they're new family

Shady - weird cat shaped blob of shadow tahts vaguely cat-shaped. they're mute (physically unable to make ANY noise). they're mostly around for shits and giggles

[gone-philihp-city]

ey dude. one of teh pipes are rust as shit and need to be replaced. don't worry I'll handle tihs

@boon-countycitizen9858

[𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐘 29 - 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓?]

"I'm... not surprised? Most of them are already rusted by now, heh. Just years of rust on and/or in there. 'Cuz we don't have utility. But, uh, go ahead!"

[boon-countycitizen9858]

well taht one looks liek it gonna crack open and flood teh hole am sleeping in, soo i gotta fix it

not leik we got anything better to do down here

[gone-philihp-city]

aye mind lending a hand? i screwed up and need a place to lay low for a while, ya seem like a type to have some hole in teh wall i could crawl into, i got teh whole alley on mah tail

*looks like someones desperate, his fur still darkened with ash, wathever he did, it doesn't look like it has been worth it*

@boon-countycitizen9858

[𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑹𝒀 8 - 𝑭𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑫]

"OH! Oh REALLY? You thought of ME?"

Philihp ushers the stranger nearby the holes in the walls.

"THANK you for noticing, heh! I thought you'd never ask! Well, -noonereallydoes, but you are very welcome to my humble abode, stranger!"

"... would you like canned food? I've got chicken, liver... hmm... I could have sworn I had the special edition BIRTHDAYand-orCELEBRATION canned food."

[boon-countycitizen9858]

oh mah god tanhk ya

as for food? don't worry i got plenty

*a genuine smile quickly shows up on teh strangers face (teh half taht isn't burned i to charcoal, snagging and generally falling of teh bone)*

ya have no iDEA how thankful i am. Name's Firey and i truly believe i owe ya

[championzaratana]

*the kaiju and its clone, still fighting wehn both are struck with a lit firework, and then another one, and another one*

HEYY PISS N SHIT. OVER HERE!

*looks like someone has a death wish, or are they luring teh two into a trap?*

@boon-countycitizen9858

-That is indeed a convincing enough interruption to place Her fight on pause. One turns to glare, braced for more fireworks, the Other Roaring & stomping headlong towards the source of the offending explosions without even getting a proper look first-

-If this IS a trap, it had better be a very well executed one. And One that has adequately prepared for the Might of a Kaiju, slightly decreased as it may be by being two halves of The Kaiju She normally is-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

HEADS UP! YA PILE OF ROCKS

*another firework? no, it's to big. tehn wath i-

*CRASHH*

*wathever it was, it crashed into a wall. concrete,rebar and other debris flyin everywehre*

INNN-commin!

*explosions ring throughout the alley, sky, from clear to darkened with ash and pillars of smoke, covers teh retreat of teh attacker*

[championzaratana]

-eyes squinting from the smoke, the Charging one relies upon the sound of the crash to determine where to land Her Headbut, following right after the not-firework thing that blasted the wall. If it hadn't busted a hole in the wall by itself already, then Her impact was going to assure it-

-The Other, having taken half a moment to try and figure out what was even happening, hears what direction those voices are coming from, & fires a barrage of stones from Her craters to add to the Chaos filling The Sky. Is She likely to score a direct hit? Incredibly unlikely. Accuracy was FAR from Her strong suit. But they didn't need to hit the 1st time to be useful. They just needed to be close enough to give chase. She Roars with a Voice that The World listens to. The Rock Song, causing nearby stones & debris to lift into the air, ready to fling themselves in the direction of others who get in line with them-

-If She is lucky, then one of the stones will have landed close enough that they'd fling themselves after the Ones responsible. Even if they didn't even HIT Them, They'd be pointing the direction that They went. Barely a trail, but enough for Her to begin stomping after-

-Are Her attackers faster than Her? More able to hide places She can't get to? Probably. But that won't stop Her from trying to pursue anyways-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*it's been a while, nothing moved, nor are there signs of teh attacker, did he get away scot-free? taking no responsibility for destruction his actions caused...*

0 0

*a black a cat?, just standing there, watching, seemingly oblivious of teh chaos unfolding before his eyes*

0 0

*its gaze, piercing teh hard rock shell of both of teh kaijus, wath could it possibly want?

[championzaratana]

-if this black cat is innocent, then very, very regrettably wrong place & wrong time, in being the 1st target available as the smoke begins to clear up enough to see again-

-receiving the full brunt of the blame, The One piled in Wall debris curls up in preparation to Spindash around, while the Other charges directly ahead at the black cat for a headbutt-

-Its very easy to get a Kaiju riled up. Much harder to calm One down-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*as teh attack finishes and teh smoke n dust fall back onto teh ground, something taht would kill even teh strongest cat from That House On a Hill,*

O O

*it's still there, did it even notice... ANYTHING*

o O

*oh it's movin, annnnd its walking away, as it's walking you realise taht its movement feels... artificial? it's limbs move as if they weren't a part of teh same body, every step looks more like flow of thick sludge tahn anythin even remotely organic, it's eyes- teh only noticeable features on its body seem...flat, as if tehy were nothing more tahn a illusion*

0 O

everything goes quiet

no flames, no fires, screams of teh unfortunate souls trapped beneath the rubble of teh collapsed buildings, first responders, rebar falling to teh ground, wind blowing through teh streets

NO NOTHIN'

[championzaratana]

*the kaiju and its clone, still fighting wehn both are struck with a lit firework, and then another one, and another one*

HEYY PISS N SHIT. OVER HERE!

*looks like someone has a death wish, or are they luring teh two into a trap?*

@boon-countycitizen9858

-That is indeed a convincing enough interruption to place Her fight on pause. One turns to glare, braced for more fireworks, the Other Roaring & stomping headlong towards the source of the offending explosions without even getting a proper look first-

-If this IS a trap, it had better be a very well executed one. And One that has adequately prepared for the Might of a Kaiju, slightly decreased as it may be by being two halves of The Kaiju She normally is-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

HEADS UP! YA PILE OF ROCKS

*another firework? no, it's to big. tehn wath i-

*CRASHH*

*wathever it was, it crashed into a wall. concrete,rebar and other debris flyin everywehre*

INNN-commin!

*explosions ring throughout the alley, sky, from clear to darkened with ash and pillars of smoke, covers teh retreat of teh attacker*

[championzaratana]

-eyes squinting from the smoke, the Charging one relies upon the sound of the crash to determine where to land Her Headbut, following right after the not-firework thing that blasted the wall. If it hadn't busted a hole in the wall by itself already, then Her impact was going to assure it-

-The Other, having taken half a moment to try and figure out what was even happening, hears what direction those voices are coming from, & fires a barrage of stones from Her craters to add to the Chaos filling The Sky. Is She likely to score a direct hit? Incredibly unlikely. Accuracy was FAR from Her strong suit. But they didn't need to hit the 1st time to be useful. They just needed to be close enough to give chase. She Roars with a Voice that The World listens to. The Rock Song, causing nearby stones & debris to lift into the air, ready to fling themselves in the direction of others who get in line with them-

-If She is lucky, then one of the stones will have landed close enough that they'd fling themselves after the Ones responsible. Even if they didn't even HIT Them, They'd be pointing the direction that They went. Barely a trail, but enough for Her to begin stomping after-

-Are Her attackers faster than Her? More able to hide places She can't get to? Probably. But that won't stop Her from trying to pursue anyways-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*it's been a while, nothing moved, nor are there signs of teh attacker, did he get away scot-free? taking no responsibility for destruction his actions caused...*

0 0

*a black a cat?, just standing there, watching, seemingly oblivious of teh chaos unfolding before his eyes*

0 0

*its gaze, piercing teh hard rock shell of both of teh kaijus, wath could it possibly want?

[championzaratana]

*the kaiju and its clone, still fighting wehn both are struck with a lit firework, and then another one, and another one*

HEYY PISS N SHIT. OVER HERE!

*looks like someone has a death wish, or are they luring teh two into a trap?*

@boon-countycitizen9858

-That is indeed a convincing enough interruption to place Her fight on pause. One turns to glare, braced for more fireworks, the Other Roaring & stomping headlong towards the source of the offending explosions without even getting a proper look first-

-If this IS a trap, it had better be a very well executed one. And One that has adequately prepared for the Might of a Kaiju, slightly decreased as it may be by being two halves of The Kaiju She normally is-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

HEADS UP! YA PILE OF ROCKS

*another firework? no, it's to big. tehn wath i-

*CRASHH*

*wathever it was, it crashed into a wall. concrete,rebar and other debris flyin everywehre*

INNN-commin!

*explosions ring throughout the alley, sky, from clear to darkened with ash and pillars of smoke, covers teh retreat of teh attacker*

[championzaratana]

wassup

we got teh stuff

wasn't so hard tbh

*teh five hand over a small bag, in it all kinds of runes, including perthtos*

pleasure doin business with ya

@boon-countycitizen9858

-Its almost to good to be True. To the point where She feels that She must inspect them right away, hunting for the Perthro above all others-

-That Empty little Chaos. That Mutable little Shape. A Platonic Tuning fork in the right paws... Able to be like that which it was beside-

-this? Getting this right is very important to Her... And She would be violently displeased if it turned out that these Ones had Wasted Her Hopes-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ya know? this wasn't too hard to find thes-

it was. we had to go dig in a fuckin plane carcass

shut up. Anyway we gotta go

ş̵̻̯̟̼́e̷̡̨̛̦͈̞̪͓̤ẽ̴̩̯̟̜̜̲̜͔͈̱̫͕̗̌̈́͂̃̈́̉̔̽̄̀̄͑ ̶̥̹̈̑̂̏̅͋͆͛͝͝y̸̢͉̬̘̘̆̈́͐̑̈́́a̶͈͉͙͓̯̤̤̻̠̼̲̍̂̂̌̽̇͝:)

have a noice day

[championzaratana]

-The Universe had a way of twisting what paws could get ahold of things. What was Abundant for One could be nigh Absent to Another. ... Yes... These look good... Now to make sure Her Debt is known-

'Thankyou. You have earned My Favor. When You have need of Me, You need only call... And I will Answer.'

-of course, One should know better than to make any unreasonable demands of Her. Her Favor only went so far. Though She was still willing to do a lot-

-... She'd have to mess with these Runes more later... She's... A bit sticky right now-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ight see ya

*and as they came. they left, in a direction no one but them know*

*are they're looking for ? or are they just wandering around, looking for stuff to do*

[championzaratana]

-whatever the case might be, She's gotten Her Own benefit out of it. Whether this becomes something more, or was just the byproduct of seeking Purpose, doesn't change the Now-

-& for now? For now, they were done here-

[championzaratana]

wassup

we got teh stuff

wasn't so hard tbh

*teh five hand over a small bag, in it all kinds of runes, including perthtos*

pleasure doin business with ya

@boon-countycitizen9858

-Its almost to good to be True. To the point where She feels that She must inspect them right away, hunting for the Perthro above all others-

-That Empty little Chaos. That Mutable little Shape. A Platonic Tuning fork in the right paws... Able to be like that which it was beside-

-this? Getting this right is very important to Her... And She would be violently displeased if it turned out that these Ones had Wasted Her Hopes-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ya know? this wasn't too hard to find thes-

it was. we had to go dig in a fuckin plane carcass

shut up. Anyway we gotta go

ş̵̻̯̟̼́e̷̡̨̛̦͈̞̪͓̤ẽ̴̩̯̟̜̜̲̜͔͈̱̫͕̗̌̈́͂̃̈́̉̔̽̄̀̄͑ ̶̥̹̈̑̂̏̅͋͆͛͝͝y̸̢͉̬̘̘̆̈́͐̑̈́́a̶͈͉͙͓̯̤̤̻̠̼̲̍̂̂̌̽̇͝:)

have a noice day

[championzaratana]

-The Universe had a way of twisting what paws could get ahold of things. What was Abundant for One could be nigh Absent to Another. ... Yes... These look good... Now to make sure Her Debt is known-

'Thankyou. You have earned My Favor. When You have need of Me, You need only call... And I will Answer.'

-of course, One should know better than to make any unreasonable demands of Her. Her Favor only went so far. Though She was still willing to do a lot-

-... She'd have to mess with these Runes more later... She's... A bit sticky right now-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ight see ya

*and as they came. they left, in a direction no one but them know*

*are they're looking for ? or are they just wandering around, looking for stuff to do*

[championzaratana]

wassup

we got teh stuff

wasn't so hard tbh

*teh five hand over a small bag, in it all kinds of runes, including perthtos*

pleasure doin business with ya

@boon-countycitizen9858

-Its almost to good to be True. To the point where She feels that She must inspect them right away, hunting for the Perthro above all others-

-That Empty little Chaos. That Mutable little Shape. A Platonic Tuning fork in the right paws... Able to be like that which it was beside-

-this? Getting this right is very important to Her... And She would be violently displeased if it turned out that these Ones had Wasted Her Hopes-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

ya know? this wasn't too hard to find thes-

it was. we had to go dig in a fuckin plane carcass

shut up. Anyway we gotta go

ş̵̻̯̟̼́e̷̡̨̛̦͈̞̪͓̤ẽ̴̩̯̟̜̜̲̜͔͈̱̫͕̗̌̈́͂̃̈́̉̔̽̄̀̄͑ ̶̥̹̈̑̂̏̅͋͆͛͝͝y̸̢͉̬̘̘̆̈́͐̑̈́́a̶͈͉͙͓̯̤̤̻̠̼̲̍̂̂̌̽̇͝:)

have a noice day

[clawsia-the-clown]

*you see something move in teh corner of your eye*

o0

*wathever it was, retreats into teh shadows*

@boon-countycitizen9858

”huh?” *Clawsia looked around confused…strange..*

[boon-countycitizen9858]

o o

*its still there, just watching*

[championzaratana]

*it's taht one teal cat again, with four other cats following closely behind it'

ey i heard yer lookin for a rune. "Perthro" right?

well me and teh gang are goin to teh desert, soo we may pick one up on teh w...

Fiery... who teh hell even is this?

Teh giant kaiju moon rock turtle, now DON'T INTERRUPT ME

soo, deals a deal?

@boon-countycitizen9858

-She locks in, intent on understanding what the other is saying... And in sizing up the 4 following this One. Try to determine the nature of the threat they might present, if any at all-

'Yes, I am looking for a Perthro Rune. Its Mutable properties make it a very useful tool...'

-as much as She wants it however, She'll not be taken advantage of-

'What 'deal'?'

-if 'deals a deal', She'll want to be clear what the deal actually is first. If it was merely a debt to be owed, She could deal with that-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

yer part of teh deal right, almost forgot-

We're just curious, what was your problem with Bill?

*a cleric chimes in, interrupting Fiery, again*

...

[championzaratana]

-She can answer that question for free, while the other tries to puzzle out what He even wants out of this-

'There was a Buzzing in The Brain that was threatening to proceed into a full on Rattling, or worse, an Intensity, about Him. The Dissonance irritated My Psychic Soul. So I was seeking to quell it one way or another.'

-Violence of course, being the easiest way to silence such a thing. Though She'd not discount the possibility that things could hypothetically be resolved without it-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

damm

we probably should've left someone to make sure he takes his pills tbh...

yaeh we screwed up... anyway deals a deal, if we find one of tehm perthtos we'll give it to ya. We'll be gone for like a week soo

[championzaratana]

*it's taht one teal cat again, with four other cats following closely behind it'

ey i heard yer lookin for a rune. "Perthro" right?

well me and teh gang are goin to teh desert, soo we may pick one up on teh w...

Fiery... who teh hell even is this?

Teh giant kaiju moon rock turtle, now DON'T INTERRUPT ME

soo, deals a deal?

@boon-countycitizen9858

-She locks in, intent on understanding what the other is saying... And in sizing up the 4 following this One. Try to determine the nature of the threat they might present, if any at all-

'Yes, I am looking for a Perthro Rune. Its Mutable properties make it a very useful tool...'

-as much as She wants it however, She'll not be taken advantage of-

'What 'deal'?'

-if 'deals a deal', She'll want to be clear what the deal actually is first. If it was merely a debt to be owed, She could deal with that-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

yer part of teh deal right, almost forgot-

We're just curious, what was your problem with Bill?

*a cleric chimes in, interrupting Fiery, again*

...

[boon-countycitizen9858]

-the Week was over with. She was here. Here at whatever place this One had once called Home-

-Even if He was dead & gone, He had Lived, and His Home would carry signs of how He did so. His bed, His material obsessions... Even His trash could tell a story about the One who was once here-

-so... What does She find here?-

. . .

(*. . .*)

. . .

[championzaratana]

-nothing? Even this One's Home left when He was lost?-

-impressive if so, to leave so little trace... Still it seems like there is nothing here for Her now. She had answered Her Own Call, and She was no forensic investigator. Things like used needles and empty chip bags would not be likely to interest Her in the slightest-

-time to turn & leave. To let this all be forgotten as it should be-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

. . .

* you see with teh corner of your eye something move inside*

[championzaratana]

-mmmh? what was that... A Pinky? A Dip, even? While She is here, it's worth the mere moment a further glance would cost-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*suddenly a teal cat jumps out of a window that have been left open, but freezes when he sees you*

wh- who who in the hell are you?

*the look of utter confusion adorns his face, well... the half that didn't melt*

and what the FUCK are you doing here?

[championzaratana]

-snorting, & stomping the ground once to help the Other wise up to the kind of person He was speaking to, She responds-

'I am Zaratana. And I'M here because the prior owner of this home irritated Me with the buzzing in His brain. But it seems like He's already Dead & Gone.'

'I've answered Your question, now You do the same. Your Name & Your Purpose.'

[boon-countycitizen9858]

damm jeez calm down. no reason to get all mad n stuff

names Friey and well... long story short, me and the rest live here

we've been gone for like 2 weeks and Billy gone and killed himself, fan-fucking-tastic

*he's treating this like it's more of an inconvenience than a tragedy*

[championzaratana]

-hmm. Perhaps if 'Billy' was still here, This One & 'the rest' would have been the 4? that She would have ended up Fighting... But it seems like that particular pattern is out of the picture-

'What a shame. Well, in any case, that insistent dissonant buzzing seems to be gone, so I no longer have any reason to concern Myself with Him.'

-would Answers be nice? Yes. Information was addictive. But She had enough questions of Her Own without trying to question those who couldn't care for the Answer-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

anyway was fun chatting but gotta get back to the rest. we've been trying to bash the door to the basement for 3 hours now and they're... getting desperate

*you hear a chainsaw rev up, followed by said chainsaw breaking and flury of slurs better left un-said *

[boon-countycitizen9858]

-the Week was over with. She was here. Here at whatever place this One had once called Home-

-Even if He was dead & gone, He had Lived, and His Home would carry signs of how He did so. His bed, His material obsessions... Even His trash could tell a story about the One who was once here-

-so... What does She find here?-

. . .

(*. . .*)

. . .

[championzaratana]

-nothing? Even this One's Home left when He was lost?-

-impressive if so, to leave so little trace... Still it seems like there is nothing here for Her now. She had answered Her Own Call, and She was no forensic investigator. Things like used needles and empty chip bags would not be likely to interest Her in the slightest-

-time to turn & leave. To let this all be forgotten as it should be-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

. . .

* you see with teh corner of your eye something move inside*

[championzaratana]

-mmmh? what was that... A Pinky? A Dip, even? While She is here, it's worth the mere moment a further glance would cost-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*suddenly a teal cat jumps out of a window that have been left open, but freezes when he sees you*

wh- who who in the hell are you?

*the look of utter confusion adorns his face, well... the half that didn't melt*

and what the FUCK are you doing here?

[championzaratana]

-snorting, & stomping the ground once to help the Other wise up to the kind of person He was speaking to, She responds-

'I am Zaratana. And I'M here because the prior owner of this home irritated Me with the buzzing in His brain. But it seems like He's already Dead & Gone.'

'I've answered Your question, now You do the same. Your Name & Your Purpose.'

[boon-countycitizen9858]

damm jeez calm down. no reason to get all mad n stuff

names Friey and well... long story short, me and the rest live here

we've been gone for like 2 weeks and Billy gone and killed himself, fan-fucking-tastic

*he's treating this like it's more of an inconvenience than a tragedy*

[boon-countycitizen9858]

-the Week was over with. She was here. Here at whatever place this One had once called Home-

-Even if He was dead & gone, He had Lived, and His Home would carry signs of how He did so. His bed, His material obsessions... Even His trash could tell a story about the One who was once here-

-so... What does She find here?-

. . .

(*. . .*)

. . .

[championzaratana]

-nothing? Even this One's Home left when He was lost?-

-impressive if so, to leave so little trace... Still it seems like there is nothing here for Her now. She had answered Her Own Call, and She was no forensic investigator. Things like used needles and empty chip bags would not be likely to interest Her in the slightest-

-time to turn & leave. To let this all be forgotten as it should be-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

. . .

* you see with teh corner of your eye something move inside*

[championzaratana]

-mmmh? what was that... A Pinky? A Dip, even? While She is here, it's worth the mere moment a further glance would cost-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

*suddenly a teal cat jumps out of a window that have been left open, but freezes when he sees you*

wh- who who in the hell are you?

*the look of utter confusion adorns his face, well... the half that didn't melt*

and what the FUCK are you doing here?

[boon-countycitizen9858]

-the Week was over with. She was here. Here at whatever place this One had once called Home-

-Even if He was dead & gone, He had Lived, and His Home would carry signs of how He did so. His bed, His material obsessions... Even His trash could tell a story about the One who was once here-

-so... What does She find here?-

. . .

(*. . .*)

. . .

[championzaratana]

-nothing? Even this One's Home left when He was lost?-

-impressive if so, to leave so little trace... Still it seems like there is nothing here for Her now. She had answered Her Own Call, and She was no forensic investigator. Things like used needles and empty chip bags would not be likely to interest Her in the slightest-

-time to turn & leave. To let this all be forgotten as it should be-

[boon-countycitizen9858]

. . .

* you see with teh corner of your eye something move inside*

[boon-countycitizen9858]

-the Week was over with. She was here. Here at whatever place this One had once called Home-

-Even if He was dead & gone, He had Lived, and His Home would carry signs of how He did so. His bed, His material obsessions... Even His trash could tell a story about the One who was once here-

-so... What does She find here?-

. . .

(*. . .*)

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