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@clawsia-the-clown
DRRUUMMM ROLLS!
“Helllooo people of tumblr!~ I am your humble, lovely and the BEST clown of all of Boon County! Clawsia! I really hope my performances and my charm can really get ya going! Please, ask me anything! I don’t bite!~..maybe.. but anyways! You can ask me what ever you want!
”ARTTHUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!” *Clawsia suddenly tackled him! What’s the urgency?*
“I HAVE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO MEET!!! SHES SUPER NICE BELIEVE ME!!!”
@clawsia-the-clown
"ACK-"
"Magnus, he must be training you now, no!? I swear, Clawsia, the tackles you dish out knock me down harder each time!"
*He flips himself back up, ready for more of his daily antics*
"A new face you speak of!? Well, let's not dilly dally any longer! I'm sure they're nothing less than a shining ✨STAR✨ if they're pals with you!"
”you’ll like her i promise! I work under her ruling as her informer and clown!! She’s the queen of the crater!!”
*Clawsia dragged him towards the desert and towards the crater*
"Holy hell, Clawsia- YOU GOT A JOB!? I mean- Snazzy work! Better not have said too many nice things about me to 'er! Maybe I'll snatch up that position of yours!"✨✨
"Anywho, who is she? That "Crater Maker?" I wouldn't think they'd be interested in having a clown!"
”nononono! She’s a queen! Her names Janiky! She’s super sweet I promise you! I told her all about you and she seemed interested to meet you!”
@queenofthecrator
-How does it feel knowing that You can more reliably get ahold of Zaratana than Pyrophina?-
“Well to be fair, Zaratana’s literally in boon county. Though, I have no idea where…ShE is. And honestly, I don’t want to know. I don’t want to do anything that has to do with..pyrophina…EUGH…”
*Clawsia hissed, she hated the mention of her mother. Or what ever pyrophina was to her.*
while I’m busy cleaning my room, please send some asks to my rp blogs
@clawsia-the-clown @queenofthecrator @summersravine @thebottomlesswaters @maidenofthefuture @listentothevoicesoftheflowers
”ARTTHUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!” *Clawsia suddenly tackled him! What’s the urgency?*
“I HAVE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO MEET!!! SHES SUPER NICE BELIEVE ME!!!”
@clawsia-the-clown
"ACK-"
"Magnus, he must be training you now, no!? I swear, Clawsia, the tackles you dish out knock me down harder each time!"
*He flips himself back up, ready for more of his daily antics*
"A new face you speak of!? Well, let's not dilly dally any longer! I'm sure they're nothing less than a shining ✨STAR✨ if they're pals with you!"
”you’ll like her i promise! I work under her ruling as her informer and clown!! She’s the queen of the crater!!”
*Clawsia dragged him towards the desert and towards the crater*
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
“You know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, it’s so awesome! I’m friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!”
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
”nope! If anything, she’s really nice! For a siren, she’s really chill!”
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
”they’ll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They don’t mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, I’ve been there before!”
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
”hah! You’re funny widget!”
*they walked through the halls* ”also, if yall don’t like to look at decapitated heads, don’t look at the shelves!! For your own sanity too!”
[Instead of listening to her warnings, Widget instead looked fascinated at the new area, "ooh"-ing and "ahh'-ing whever they went.]
I think i recognize these guys!
[Widget says, morbid curiosity laced in her voice. The others looked at her with concern. "Why... Do you seem so eager about that?"]
... Don't take it THAT way. They're lucky they even HAVE memorials for them! Like look at that one! That's the cat I met on the street, the one that destroyed my tools!
[She points at a rotted out red cat head. The voice talking to her winced and looked away.]
... ooh, and that one! I know that one! ... She used to be a PAIN when I was living on the streets!
”huh..well at least your enemies have been killed!”
*they finally reached the throne room. The room mostly covered in rocks and strsnge flowers whith a mix of gold..a pretty scenery if you ask me*
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
“You know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, it’s so awesome! I’m friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!”
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
”nope! If anything, she’s really nice! For a siren, she’s really chill!”
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
”they’ll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They don’t mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, I’ve been there before!”
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
”hah! You’re funny widget!”
*they walked through the halls* ”also, if yall don’t like to look at decapitated heads, don’t look at the shelves!! For your own sanity too!”
”Zzz…~”
*clawsia..she was asleep, her body wrapped tightly around herself, tail acting as a warm blanket and shield. Suddenly, she felt something. Something shes never felt before. She felt..safe. She felt secure..she felt like a beam of light was hugging her..her tense muscles began to relax for the first time…looks like god has answered her prayers.*
-is there any trick You have trouble with? Clearly not juggling of course-
”mostly with the fire ring..fire to me is like a magnet. It attaches to me like metal! Its annoying!”
-Are You able to juggle Hooks like a Butcher?-
-if Yes, could You show it off?-
”juggling hooks? Sure! I never really get to juggle hooks as much as i wanted to!”
*Clawsia grabbed around 3 hooks and began to juggle them, doing small tricks as well! Pretty impressive!!*
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
“You know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, it’s so awesome! I’m friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!”
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
”nope! If anything, she’s really nice! For a siren, she’s really chill!”
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
”they’ll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They don’t mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, I’ve been there before!”
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
“You know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, it’s so awesome! I’m friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!”
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
”nope! If anything, she’s really nice! For a siren, she’s really chill!”
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
“You know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, it’s so awesome! I’m friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!”
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
“Follow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesn’t tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!”
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
“Welcome to the crater’s palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! She’s expecting you!”
-bored? Why not go bother someone about it. I'm sure there's others like You who'd want to be pestered with questions. Or maybe even others who DON'T want to be pestered, but that can be part of the fun-
”jeez man, take a chill pill or something! The craters can get pretty boring at times!! And…lonely…”
Why do they oven the cold food...but ovout the hot food...
- Hunter Anon
”ouu shit man.. thats a good question…”
*clawsia thinks for quite a while*
