call the cops bitch i'll have sex with them

i lined my pussy with tin foil and shoved the store up there. ♀️🏋️🧬 non-Iifting bIog/pubIic tags = insta bIock, sorry

[boosterpussy]

𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘣𝘭𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 2016 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘪'𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘪'𝘮 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦!

ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗰE…

✨ 🏋️‍♀️ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 🧬

✨ 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳

✨ 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭-𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 a 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰 𝘓𝘔𝘍𝘈𝘖

✨ 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦

𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴; 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢-𝘻 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦.

[boosterpussy]

minor update to the PSA I made a while ago:

someone sent an ask but wasn't on their lifting blog so to protect privacy here's what was said:

"Not on my lyfting blog atm, but I really need to add something about your pinned post. There is makeup being tested to block facial recognition cameras and basically obstructs your face and the cameras just see a bright light. I've seen videos of it, never bought it before, but I'm considering it, and it may be a good investment for some in this community. 🩷 Stay safe"

cool info to consider and thank you for sharing!!

[boosterpussy]

cr0c$ shipping with UP$ IM GONNA KMS!!!!

[boosterpussy]

kinda wanna dna alixpre$$ for shits and giggles

[galas-stash]

man who tf said using a hook would be hard?? I didn’t lift at holIi bc they didn’t have the bikini I wanted but practiced on a tank top this is light work I feel like I just got promoted now that I can get clothes

[yurilifts]

🤫

[boosterpussy]

oookkaayyyy why did i come back to 70 notifications 🫪

[stellastar-17]

anytime one y’all use tags

🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️😁stop😁😁🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️ruining🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️this😁😁🙅🏻‍♀️com😆😆😆

[emolyftrbtch]

doin sum retail therapy.. a lot of this stuff was for parties/gifts i promise i dont use this much junk 😭

a lot of stuff not pictured :P anyway hope yall been doin well

[boosterpussy]

only good store in the mall has awesome shit but it's all handmade stuff that i won't take on principle

[kleptoprincess]

what's in my bag (lifter edition)

[boosterpussy]

ok but... anyone have... airport tips 😳😳😳

[boosterpussy]

so im a hungry maniac and got a sandwich which was, no word of a lie, the worst sandwich ive ever eaten in my life. took 3 bites and was done. so there's that

everyone was kinda in their own little world so i grabbed one then just... walked away

[boosterpussy]

ok but... anyone have... airport tips 😳😳😳

[boosterpussy]

ok but... anyone have... airport tips 😳😳😳

[partialagreement]

If anyone is familiar with benchmade, these kn1ves retail for around $200-400. Decent dupes on dhgate can be around $20-30.

At Cab3llas these kn1ves are behind a glass table and require an attendee to open and show them to you. They let you demo them if you ask.

I'll keep a dupe of one of the kn1ves hidden in my pants pocket and ask to see several pocket knives at once including the real one that is based of the dupe, and have a small chat and distract them with questions on the differences and such.

While testing the pocket clip, and with decent hand slight of hand, I'll drop the knife in my pants pocket (go with cargo pants) and swap it with the dupe. Chat a bit, then thank them and leave. Their usually putting all the knives back without inspecting them. (Decent fakes will require the real one side by side to tell the difference)

Of course it's going to vary by store but I usually aim for senior aged attendants, when the store is quite busy, and Im also very familiar with the store layout.

I don't recommend this if you aren't able to have a casual conversations, do sleight of hand, and keep eye contact/awareness all at once.

But that's how I built a decent collection of real benchmade pocket kn1ves (total value ~$1500). The funny part is after a while, I go back to the store and see the fake kn1ves on display still.

[boosterpussy]

Hii! Wanted to ask if you have any recommendations for items to boost? Makeup etc specific products? Bc of ur username figured you’d be experienced~

hi!! unfortunately i don't actually boost LOL the name is just a joke about booster bags; BUT my best recommendation is check your local stores online (think like a safe $eph0ra, u1ta, etc, or even somewhere you'd feel good 🧬) and search by bestselling, my assumption is if it's bestselling people are buying a lot of it frequently and it's a decent product, so people will feel extra inclined if you're selling something brand new at a cheaper price than they'd normally get - but that's just my outsider view.

also, apparently people really like dior lip things? i don't actually know what they are but i just know dior as a brand instantly comes to mind. anyone with tips feel free to comment and help out!

[doublelyft]

how i sleep knowing that my skin is lathered in quality skincare, im resting my head on silk pillowcases, i’ll wake up and light one of my many b&w candles, put on some overpriced panties + leggings, and start my day 🌞

all from shoving some shit in my bag and sending some emails to customer service 🧚🏻